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Noise detector app for self spanking

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 4:42 pm
by crazyxxx
Well, the title says it all... Does anybody know of such an app? It would be best if it had some slap counter and customizable mic settings. Android or web based. The closest I could find is: http://www.ictgames.com/calmCounter.html but it doesn't count the slaps and it's very hard to correctly set the mic sensitivity. On my computer, even with the mic sensitivity around 0, a few claps bring the arrow over the red field :(

Why on Earth do I need this? Well, I like having my ass spanked, but I don't have anyone to do it :( However, doing it myself I'm not always sure if I'm spanking hard enough. Having a noise detector would certainly help to assess that important quality :) If there was some kind of Spank Director app that orders you to spank your ass some number of times and then counts it for you, that would be a dream come true :blush:

Re: Noise detector app for self spanking

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 6:48 pm
by Banquo
Sounds like a great idea Crazy, and the fact that it only detects on noise would mean that if you didn't spank hard enough, the spank wouldn't count. :evil:

Re: Noise detector app for self spanking

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 11:25 pm
by camel
Just buy The Clapper! You'll probably have to pause every other spank, though. :-D

Re: Noise detector app for self spanking

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2015 12:17 am
by green
Programming such a "tool" is pretty easy ;)

But in your post i think that I read a core desire between the lines. I mean its pretty crazy to even come up with such an idea :-D You probably would love to meet someone kinky to have fun with. And I think it'd be best to get out there and meet people and make your dream a reality.

Go directly where you want to, so to say ;).

Sorry for OT.

green