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Hey guys,

I thought of the idea that after watching the video below, each one of us posts some instructions on how to jerk to the video, the the person who reads the comments has to follow the instructions, then post his own instructions.

Be as creative and detailed as you like. It will be very fun.

Here is the link
http://vimeo.com/41731800

You can also post your own music video selection, and write instruction for that :)

I used to jerk off to that when I was younger :)

Here's my instructions:
- Per default stroke with the beat (about 123 BPM to my quick testing)
- When you hear the trumpets, instead stroke with that (which is something like 1 long stroke followed by 5 fast strokes)
- Do two edges: One at 1:07, so right after the first chorus. For this you get to stroke freely in the scenes when Beyonce is in that green dress with the Skyscrapers in the background. The other one starts at the end of the rain scene (in which you can stroke freely) at 3:01 and is to be held until the end of the song! Enjoy her ridiculously short dress in the finale

Do we have to use this video or can we keep the thread going by updating new videos and instructions? If the latter, then I'll have plenty of contributions soon enough.

On a related note, there is another ch music video edition in the works by one of our users which in practice is the same as what this thread will likely turn out to be.  

Beyonce is so prettyy :) im jealous

Please continue to post your own videos and instructions, this is going great!

How about a bit of Shakira?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5irTX82olg