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In my Sorority Auxiliary novel (links to all parts: viewtopic.php?f=18&t=14319), I decided to rewrite some carols yesterday. A bit late for the season, but still, I think, funny.

Anyhow, here are the carols (A fig is anything shoved into the anus.)

First, We Wish You a Subby Christmas

We wish you a subby Christmas
We wish you a subby Christmas
We wish you a subby Christmas and pervy New Year.
Oh, show us a figgy asshole
Oh, show us a figgy asshole
Oh, show us a figgy asshole and bend over now.
You won’t cum until we say so,
You won’t cum until we say so,
You won’t cum until we say so, so better obey!
We wish you a subby Christmas
We wish you a subby Christmas
We wish you a subby Christmas and pervy New Year.

Next, a rousing chorus of Hark the Ribald Devils.

Hark the ribald devils grant
Pain unto the supplicant.
Les belles dames sans mercy,
In our search for the nerdy.
Joyful, all ye stiff pricks rise,
Until we say the precum flies!
With the she-devils proclaim
“Man was made do serve our aim.”
Hark the ribald devils grant
Pain unto the supplicant.

Our final serenade for today is No Rest for Subby Gentlemen.

No rest for subby gentlemen
We wish you much dismay
For we your born Superiors
Excel in every way
To lead you all to Woman’s power
When you would go astray.
O whippings of control and joy,
Control and joy
O whippings of control and joy.

Comments most welcome!

micheleFFS

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The Grateful Cummer Boy - I like it.

micheleFFS