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april 1rst news...
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 6:51 am
by SexualChoc
Virgin Active Smarty Pants
The Smarty Pants are the latest monitoring gadgets to join the craze of wearbles. This bum-hugging device, developed by Virgin Active, counts the number of cheek squeezes achieved during the day, on the quest for the best botty.
The device is fitted with a streamline sensor that hugs the wearer’s glutes to record each clench. A Clench Counter is situated in the waistband to allow the user to keep track of the number of clenches they have done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... pCJsjh1mls
Tong Incheek, from Virgin Active said: "The nation’s obsession with twerking, Kim Kardashian and the ‘Belfie’ mean that 2014 is undoubtedly the year of the bottom. Never have bottoms had so much media attention and as a result, Brits are demanding ways to ensure their butts are in as pert as possible. Wristbands that count miles might be smart, but the newest and most innovative trends in wearable tech focus on specific muscle groups such as the glutes. The SmartyPants are the first in a long line of tech we have in development, we hope to bring out Pec-tometer T-shirts and Bicep-ometer Vests by next April."
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:33 am
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Latest Religious Messages
Pastor Allen Parker conducts services in the nude, for the nude, according to a February report on WWBT-TV (Richmond, Va.). Parker's White Tail Chapel is located on a similarly named nudist resort in Ivor, Va., and even in winter, when disrobing visitors are scarce, the chapel is open for congregants. (In summertime, when naked people abound, the chapel's services are often standing-room-only.) Baring the body to Christ is hardly unusual, Parker reminded, since that's the way we all come into the world. [WWBT-TV, 2-20-2014]
actually this one is REAL... no seriously... it is!!!
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/02/10/ ... 392072018/
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:38 am
by hsyrj
Chibuihem Amalaha, an award winning student at the University of Lagos, is claiming that he's "disproved" gay marriage through science — and he used the power of magnets to do so. His "groundbreaking" work is backed by the university.
Second paragraph killed me.
http://io9.com/nigerian-grad-student-us ... 215449/all
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:32 pm
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