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I have been instructed my my mistress to post a request on here as I am not a real man and I cannot satisfy a women, she as told me my cock is too small to be of any use to females and so for the next 52 weeks I will be lucky enough to have sex once a week, but there is a catch if I want the pleasure of an orgasm I will only get it by making love to random objects and items, anything that would not usually give me sexual pleasure.
she says she will pick a object at random once a week from a list and that is what I will get to make love to,
because she wants me to be highly humiliated to teach me a lesson as I am nothing but a useless sissy I am also to post pictures on here of me fucking that weeks object. so I am to ask all of you nice kind people to suggest items and objects that you think should be added to the list that she can randomly once a week draw out of the hat, it does not matter what it is it will be added to the list. any suggestions you have for the list or even how it is to be performed will be added and mistress as also told me if more than 52 items are given then she may extend it for longer. I have been told after this 52 weeks I had better have learned how to properly pleasure a female otherwise I had might as well accept the fact that I will only get pleasure from random objects for the rest of my life. please be kind to me.

A bottle or a glass full of chilli sauce, gosh I'm cruel, have fun!

the saved wrote:A bottle or a glass full of chilli sauce, gosh I'm cruel, have fun!

This idea is a bit dangerous because the glass could break.
Make sure the bottle is Plastic!
Various Pillows
and tubes
Clothing of course (usually panties) but wrapping yourself with a tie or shirt or almost anything could work.

Frankly it sounds like your mistress may already have some ideas
so i believe you are being well taken care of.

As for learning how to please a woman I suggest you work on your Licking skills. Licking a ball or peach, or fake pussy if you have that kind of toy you need to work up to being able to lick for at least 10 full minutes . Helps to keep a glass of water nearby when practicing.

hm put a feather on your list.
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No, not her!

thank you so far the responses, she agrees about the glass bottle and has said she would adjust some idea's slightly to make it safe, for example I own a real feel flesh light male masturbator so would use that but use chilli sauce / toothpaste etc. as a lubricant, also she says items can be anything household,outside,garage etc. she can think of allsorts but feels I would be more humiliated if total strangers are choosing the list. once she as at least 52 items I will be starting the punishment. if it helps I currently own these items: butt plug in shape of cock,stockings,suspenders,bra and panties, penis enlarger pump, nipple clamps , chastity cage and flesh light, mistress also says performing my task could also be in public but again she might change it slightly as she does not want me to get caught and arrested. although that would be humiliating.

Cover your buttplug with chili and/or toothpaste, then masturbate with into a glass(or any kind of container) and then EAT your own cum!

You wanted suggestions, didn't you?

Do you have any limits? if not you can do these.

1. Set your bra on the floor or table and fill them up with water balloons or some thing similar, then fuck the bra like you where getting a titfuck, then wear the bra for at least 24 hours!

2. Practice your cock sucking skills on a banana for 5 minutes, then eat it and fuck the banana peel.

3. If you have a chastity belt like the cb-6000 or any other chastity belt with a straight tube. Use your chastity belt like a flashlight until you cum, then as soon as you cum lock your self up until your next release!

4. Fuck a pair of panites, cum on them then wear them for the rest of the day.

5. Get a big condom and put your dick and your butplug in it, then stroke so most of your pleasure comes from your cock shaped buttplug rubbing you cock till you cum.

6. Fuck a bowl preferably a dogbowl until you cum in it then drink it all.

7. Buy a can of dogfood open it up, cover the sharp edges in tape or something else. Then fuck the full can until you cum then pull your dick out and and clean it, by eating any food or cum left on your dick, if your mistress is feeling really wicked she could also make you eat everything in the can!

8-10. Fuck a fleshlight filled with tobasco/icyhot/toothpaste until you cum.

11. Piss into a cup then use that cup as lube for your fleshlight, again your mistress can make you finish the cup if she wants.

12. I would never be able to do this but you might. Shit into a bowl them masturbate with it. If you consent your mistress could make you eat the rest of the shit as well.

Fuck the gap between the bottom and top bits of your car seat.

You may have to fold it out flat, and drive somewhere quiet to do it...

Make a hole in a pumpkin and fuck the hell out of it shouting "Happy Halloween!" loud enough for the neighbors to hear.

assfan69 wrote:Make a hole in a pumpkin and fuck the hell out of it shouting "Happy Halloween!" loud enough for the neighbors to hear.

This PLUS, after you are done, make it into a Jack-o-Lantern and proudly display it outside your house.

And while I feel like a horrible person for suggesting this,



Figure it out.

mistress says she likes the idea of a stuffed toy, she says she might make me do it in a public place. oh dear I am starting to get worried now.

Of course @SexualChoc, I didn't mean to suggest anything dangerous, I didn't mean for him to lay on it, I meant more fucking at the hips or something, but yeah a plastic bottle would definitely be better.

Also another good one is to buy some kind of pie, be it fruit or meat your choice, warm it in the microwave to a lukewarm temperature, (test the heat with a finger first for god's sake!), then poke a hole in it and fuck it, you then try and cum and then eat the pie.

Got the idea from some depraved friend when we was 14 talking about how he could try and replicate sex, jesus what horrible times... :P