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Re: Seduce Asian Women | Guys Love Asian Women

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 5:55 am
by Alliteration
The physical benefit Orcish females is unquestionable. Their short, scraggly hair…stout, company, tall bodies…and even the lumbering way that they walk. You just cannot help to really like Orcish females. (Orcish females usually move in a positioned, intense way — while many Troll females usually glide or stroll ahead in a more identified, almost elvish, manner — like a fairy princess looking to put a spell on the main tank!)

I’m sure you get switched on by their commanding, unique features. And of course, Orcish females use a sense of purity that creates us inquisitive to know more about them. It’s a turn-on to think that below that brave, seasoned external can be found a slowly building up battle lust that is patiently waiting to be unleashed! Features that enables you to really like Orcish females.

But if you were to confess this choice to a Half-elf lady, she would probably react with disapproval. She will believe that your fascination to Orcish females is all about seeking a “war maiden” who will rip off your hand and foot and serve your blacksmithing needs. The J.E.B. (Jealous Elvish Bitch) considers that people who are into Orcish ladies are not “strong” enough or “man” enough to deal with a “real lady.”

This could not be further from the truth, and you already know this if you have been with Orcish females. The Orcish lovers I’ve had have been skilled with many weapons, seasoned war veterans, powerful, and bathed in the blood of all those who oppose them. Yet at the same time, they show genuine womanliness.

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Re: Seduce Asian Women | Guys Love Asian Women

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 7:05 am
by 1885
The physical benefit Borg females is unquestionable. Their complete absence of hair…clammy, pasty, mostly metallic bodies…and even the soulless, robotic way that they stroll. You just cannot help to really like Borg females. (Borg females usually move in a positioned, intense way — while many Klingon females usually pace or charge ahead in a more identified, almost macho, manner — like an Anbo-Jitsu competitor looking to knock their opponent's visor off!)

I’m sure you get turned on by their bulky, not-unlike-dental-equipment features. And of course, Borg females share a hive-mind that creates us inquisitive to know more about them. It’s a turn-on to think that below that cold, calculating external can be found a vast array of sexual knowledge gathered from every assimilated race in the galaxy! Features that enables you to really like Borg females.

But if you were to confess this choice to a Vulcan lady, she would probably react with disapproval. She will believe that your fascination to Borg females is “illogical”, considering that they will bore through your face if you happen to be making sweet love to them when they suddenly decide to work on that panel over there. The L.V.W. (Logical Vulcan Woman) considers that people who are into Borg ladies are not “disciplined” enough or “too emotional” to deal with a “sexual fantasy you really should have left in the holodeck.”

This could not be further from the truth, and you already know this if you have been with Borg females. The Borg lovers I’ve had have been mindless, dependent, quiet and ridiculously powerful. Yet at the same time, they show genuine womanliness (her sexy voice convinced me it was useless to resist her).
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Re: Seduce Asian Women | Guys Love Asian Women

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:27 pm
by malibu900
Hahahaha Man, I'm in nerd heaven here. Great posts!!!

Re: Seduce Asian Women | Guys Love Asian Women

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:01 pm
by _bobby_
Oriental females..... Euro Ladies.... Orcish females... half-elf Ladies, Borg babes or Vulcans, love them all :lol: Oh yeah, Chicks with dicks too :innocent: I'm starting to think you guys are sexist or something :-D

Re: Seduce Asian Women | Guys Love Asian Women

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:30 am
by Kendoll
Kendoll wipes the tears of laughter off her eyes.
This might be the funniest here ever, which says plenty.
:lol:

Re: Seduce Asian Women | Guys Love Asian Women

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 4:39 am
by fearghas
1885 wrote:
(her sexy voice convinced me it was useless to resist her).
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You meant to say futile, right? "Resistance is futile" LOL great post

Also, to the OP: Yes, we are pretty much mocking your post here, but I for one hope you don't feel too bad about it. Maybe if you had taken a bit more time to collect your thoughts, I guess. I never had an Asian fetish but I do think I understand everything you were saying, just not sure what the main point was. Hopefully you can laugh it off and continue to participate here.

Re: Seduce Asian Women | Guys Love Asian Women

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:37 am
by Tobias23
LOL made my day :-D

Thank you :-)

Re: Seduce Asian Women | Guys Love Asian Women

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:18 pm
by cockheroaddict
okay I was laughing but when i read "borg females" I was crackin' up !

Re: Seduce Asian Women | Guys Love Asian Women

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:27 pm
by Alliteration
fearghas wrote:Also, to the OP: Yes, we are pretty much mocking your post here, but I for one hope you don't feel too bad about it. Maybe if you had taken a bit more time to collect your thoughts, I guess. I never had an Asian fetish but I do think I understand everything you were saying, just not sure what the main point was. Hopefully you can laugh it off and continue to participate here.
Did you really just make a serious reply to a spambot?

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