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Re: Teasey Tuesday!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:55 pm
by coconuts
birdman284 wrote:
Dlx wrote:
birdman284 wrote:Miss Jay isn't having us telling bad jokes to get us to forget about her of showing us a picture of her beautiful breasts in that low-cut blouse is she?

What a devious Mistress!
Do you think she was ever going to? Or do you think it was just a devious plant to put that image of her into the minds of all her toys to keep them horny for her. :lol:

d.
Probably a devious plan... But I was sure hoping for the picture!
It'll keep us coming back for a few weeks anyhow

Re: Teasey Tuesday!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 7:56 pm
by dix
birdman284 wrote: Probably a devious plan... But I was sure hoping for the picture!
Plan or not... it's certainly working. :blush:

d.

Re: Teasey Tuesday!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:03 pm
by Little Miss Jay
state of denial wrote:Ok,

How about this one?

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."

:-D
SoD
I loved all of the jokes but the above sent by SoD was my favourite!

Those who told a joke can do 50 strokes but SoD can do 150 strokes as I enjoyed his joke the most ;-)

Little Miss Jay x

Re: Teasey Tuesday!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:05 pm
by coconuts
:thankyou:

Re: Teasey Tuesday!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:07 pm
by georgecuck
Little Miss Jay wrote:
state of denial wrote:Ok,

How about this one?

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."

:-D
SoD
I loved all of the jokes but the above sent by SoD was my favourite!

Those who told a joke can do 50 strokes but SoD can do 150 strokes as I enjoyed his joke the most ;-)

Little Miss Jay x
Miss Jay, does that include me? Given I am awaiting punishment I have a bad feeling it wont :-(

(and yes, SoD's is the best!)

Re: Teasey Tuesday!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:09 pm
by dix
Little Miss Jay wrote: I loved all of the jokes but the above sent by SoD was my favourite!

Those who told a joke can do 50 strokes but SoD can do 150 strokes as I enjoyed his joke the most ;-)

Little Miss Jay x
Thank you Miss Jay. I didn't expect you still to be on. You must leave it quite late to go out. :huh:

d.

Re: Teasey Tuesday!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:09 pm
by Little Miss Jay
Yes george, you're all lucky I'm in a good mood! Hee hee!

Little Miss Jay x

Re: Teasey Tuesday!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:10 pm
by georgecuck
Little Miss Jay wrote:Yes george, you're all lucky I'm in a good mood! Hee hee!

Little Miss Jay x
Thank you Miss Jay!

I will make them count, just in case I dont have any more for a while!

Re: Teasey Tuesday!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:11 pm
by coconuts
Little Miss Jay wrote:Yes george, you're all lucky I'm in a good mood! Hee hee!

Little Miss Jay x

Go steady george..! :\'-(

Re: Teasey Tuesday!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:11 pm
by birdman284
Little Miss Jay wrote:
state of denial wrote:Ok,

How about this one?

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."

:-D
SoD
I loved all of the jokes but the above sent by SoD was my favourite!

Those who told a joke can do 50 strokes but SoD can do 150 strokes as I enjoyed his joke the most ;-)

Little Miss Jay x
Thank you as always Miss Jay!

PS - my Mistress is home now so she says that once I do these 50 strokes, I am free from further tasks until doing your tease tonight (the one from Tuesday) Thank you for getting me so worked up today!

Re: Teasey Tuesday!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:12 pm
by birdman284
Dlx wrote:
Little Miss Jay wrote: I loved all of the jokes but the above sent by SoD was my favourite!

Those who told a joke can do 50 strokes but SoD can do 150 strokes as I enjoyed his joke the most ;-)

Little Miss Jay x
Thank you Miss Jay. I didn't expect you still to be on. You must leave it quite late to go out. :huh:

d.
The hot girls always like to make a late entrance for full effect!

Re: Teasey Tuesday!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:15 pm
by dix
birdman284 wrote:
Dlx wrote:
Little Miss Jay wrote: I loved all of the jokes but the above sent by SoD was my favourite!

Those who told a joke can do 50 strokes but SoD can do 150 strokes as I enjoyed his joke the most ;-)

Little Miss Jay x
Thank you Miss Jay. I didn't expect you still to be on. You must leave it quite late to go out. :huh:

d.
The hot girls always like to make a late entrance for full effect!
Friday nights should start early and finish early if you know what I mean. Damn the fact that I'm working tomorrow. :rant:

d.

Re: Teasey Tuesday!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:21 pm
by Little Miss Jay
The night is young, dix... it's not even half nine yet! :-P

I'm heading out now anyway... here's a little treat for you all ;-)

Image

Be good little boys for me :lol:

Little Miss Jay x

Re: Teasey Tuesday!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:21 pm
by dix
Little Miss Jay wrote:The night is young, dix... it's not even half nine yet! :-P

I'm heading out now anyway... here's a little treat for you all ;-)

Image

Be good little boys for me :lol:

Little Miss Jay x
:yikes:

Thank you Miss Jay. :bow:

d.

Re: Teasey Tuesday!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:22 pm
by birdman284
Little Miss Jay wrote:The night is young, dix... it's not even half nine yet! :-P

I'm heading out now anyway... here's a little treat for you all ;-)

Image

Be good little boys for me :lol:

Little Miss Jay x
:w00t: Wow! Thanks Miss Jay! Absolutely gorgeous! Dan is a very lucky guy!