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One last one that Mistress D brought up (she does have something of a filthy mind):

Q. What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?

A. Potpourri

Ok a short one...

Two nuns in a bath

Nun 1 - Where's the soap?

Nun 2 - Yes it does rather!

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my arse!
Doctor: I've got some cream for that....



Ok its pretty lame, I know!

coconuts wrote:Ok a short one...

Two nuns in a bath

Nun 1 - Where's the soap?

Nun 2 - Yes it does rather!

Coconuts, am I being really stupid in not getting this in the slightest?

georgecuck wrote:

coconuts wrote:Ok a short one...

Two nuns in a bath

Nun 1 - Where's the soap?

Nun 2 - Yes it does rather!

Coconuts, am I being really stupid in not getting this in the slightest?

Its all in the spelling....think about it!

Ok... Lamest joke I've heard this week:

I got bared from B&Q the other day.

Some guy in an orange jacket came up to me and asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in.

So bad...

d.

Dlx wrote:Ok... Lamest joke I've heard this week:

I got bared from B&Q the other day.

Some guy in an orange jacket came up to me and asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in.

So bad...

d.

sorry it just appeals to my humour

coconuts wrote:

Dlx wrote:Ok... Lamest joke I've heard this week:

I got bared from B&Q the other day.

Some guy in an orange jacket came up to me and asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in.

So bad...

d.

sorry it just appeals to my humour

I agree - that's a pretty good one! Probably just appeals to teased & denied little toys!

coconuts wrote:

georgecuck wrote:

coconuts wrote:Ok a short one...

Two nuns in a bath

Nun 1 - Where's the soap?

Nun 2 - Yes it does rather!

Coconuts, am I being really stupid in not getting this in the slightest?

Its all in the spelling....think about it!

Help a poor boy out Coconuts...seriously no idea!

Miss Jay isn't having us telling bad jokes to get us to forget about her of showing us a picture of her beautiful breasts in that low-cut blouse is she?

What a devious Mistress!

birdman284 wrote:Miss Jay isn't having us telling bad jokes to get us to forget about her of showing us a picture of her beautiful breasts in that low-cut blouse is she?

What a devious Mistress!

Do you think she was ever going to? Or do you think it was just a devious plant to put that image of her into the minds of all her toys to keep them horny for her.

d.

Dlx wrote:

birdman284 wrote:Miss Jay isn't having us telling bad jokes to get us to forget about her of showing us a picture of her beautiful breasts in that low-cut blouse is she?

What a devious Mistress!

Do you think she was ever going to? Or do you think it was just a devious plant to put that image of her into the minds of all her toys to keep them horny for her.

d.

Hmm, this sounds all too probable. Woe is us!

georgecuck wrote:
Its all in the spelling....think about it!

Help a poor boy out Coconuts...seriously no idea![/quote]

Nun 2 thinks nun 1 has made a statment of Wears the soap rather than where is the soap...never mind

Dlx wrote:

birdman284 wrote:Miss Jay isn't having us telling bad jokes to get us to forget about her of showing us a picture of her beautiful breasts in that low-cut blouse is she?

What a devious Mistress!

Do you think she was ever going to? Or do you think it was just a devious plant to put that image of her into the minds of all her toys to keep them horny for her.

d.

Probably a devious plan... But I was sure hoping for the picture!

coconuts wrote:

georgecuck wrote:
Its all in the spelling....think about it!

Help a poor boy out Coconuts...seriously no idea!

Nun 2 thinks nun 1 has made a statment of Wears the soap rather than where is the soap...never mind[/quote]

Haha, I am there, finally!
Cheers Coconuts