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Re: The Captions Thread

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:28 pm
by Nika Ferlinghetti
*smiles at lewis*

Okay spewmonkey here you go...

'Honey, I'm tired, do I have to stroke the whole thing, or can I just rub the head?'

'Oh my, it looks all bulgy and throbby. I think that's enough stroking for today, I don't want you to risk an injury.'

'Baby, I know its been a month, but seriously you're hard all the damn time now! People are going to notice. Either you need to keep that thing under control, or we need to look into getting you one of those belt thingies.'

Nika

Re: The Captions Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:39 pm
by lewis_cameron
Nika Ferlinghetti wrote:*smiles at lewis*

Okay spewmonkey here you go...

'Honey, I'm tired, do I have to stroke the whole thing, or can I just rub the head?'

'Oh my, it looks all bulgy and throbby. I think that's enough stroking for today, I don't want you to risk an injury.'

'Baby, I know its been a month, but seriously you're hard all the damn time now! People are going to notice. Either you need to keep that thing under control, or we need to look into getting you one of those belt thingies.'

Nika
Hello again Nika, I hope you approve of my latest attempts. Thankyou for providing such wonderful quotes!

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Re: The Captions Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:56 pm
by Nika Ferlinghetti
Ahhh, I won't let the fun die. Here goes...


Again?! Didn't you make a cum-squirt last month? Okay okay, but do it outside, it makes too much of mess in here. And hurray up, the company will be here any minute.

Hmmmmmmmm, baby, I love it when you're hard. Especially if its been a little while for you. I love to look at it, run my finger up it, feel each vein, feel the blood flow, watch it twitch when I touch that special spot under the head. Oh my, look at the time, we have to get going so we're not late for the movies. No, no, no time for spewies now, lets go.

Well you've been a busy boy, so let's go through the list: Dishes - Done; Floor - Mopped; Carpets - Vacuumed. It's looking good for you baby. Oh, what's this, precum without permission. Honey, you were so close! Well, better luck next week. Okay let's get this belt back on you.

Nika

Re: The Captions Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:25 pm
by sillynick
Nika Ferlinghetti wrote:Ahhh, I won't let the fun die. Here goes...


Again?! Didn't you make a cum-squirt last month? Okay okay, but do it outside, it makes too much of mess in here. And hurray up, the company will be here any minute.

Hmmmmmmmm, baby, I love it when you're hard. Especially if its been a little while for you. I love to look at it, run my finger up it, feel each vein, feel the blood flow, watch it twitch when I touch that special spot under the head. Oh my, look at the time, we have to get going so we're not late for the movies. No, no, no time for spewies now, lets go.

Well you've been a busy boy, so let's go through the list: Dishes - Done; Floor - Mopped; Carpets - Vacuumed. It's looking good for you baby. Oh, what's this, precum without permission. Honey, you were so close! Well, better luck next week. Okay let's get this belt back on you.

Nika
Wow! You have such a great imagination Miss Nika. i would love to come home to a Lady as devious and deviantly minded as You are. Oh well, i shall keep searching for that special one. :wave:

Re: The Captions Thread

Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:29 pm
by lewis_cameron
Nika Ferlinghetti wrote:Ahhh, I won't let the fun die. Here goes...


Again?! Didn't you make a cum-squirt last month? Okay okay, but do it outside, it makes too much of mess in here. And hurray up, the company will be here any minute.

Hmmmmmmmm, baby, I love it when you're hard. Especially if its been a little while for you. I love to look at it, run my finger up it, feel each vein, feel the blood flow, watch it twitch when I touch that special spot under the head. Oh my, look at the time, we have to get going so we're not late for the movies. No, no, no time for spewies now, lets go.

Well you've been a busy boy, so let's go through the list: Dishes - Done; Floor - Mopped; Carpets - Vacuumed. It's looking good for you baby. Oh, what's this, precum without permission. Honey, you were so close! Well, better luck next week. Okay let's get this belt back on you.

Nika

Ohh, Nika, the quality never dips does it! :-D

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Re: The Captions Thread

Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:16 am
by gpb9393
Here's one made with Comic Life Magiq: enjoy!
:rolleyes:
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Re: The Captions Thread

Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:08 am
by The Black
Wow! gpb9393, great image and caption.
Keep 'em coming ...

Re: The Captions Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:35 pm
by gpb9393
Thanks. Glad you like it. Here's another. gb :-P

Re: The Captions Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:32 pm
by The Black
Simply great, gpb9393.
If you have more please post them.

Looking forward to more captions ...

P.S. : would be much better with bigger pictures

Re: The Captions Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:21 pm
by Nika Ferlinghetti
Oh you silly tuggers and your porn. Here is one for you boys to work with.

Again? Really? You just had one last week! You're going to use up your whole annual allotment at this rate. Okay, if you really want, but make it quick, I invited some friends over. And once you start, that counts as doing the deed. *ding dong* Ooops, they're here, put that thing away and get us drinks.

Nika

Re: The Captions Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:30 pm
by uberbear01
My little effort towards this top thread! :)

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Thank you for the words Nika! :)

Re: The Captions Thread

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:28 am
by Nika Ferlinghetti
Nicely done. Here's another:

Honey, I love that little squinty face you make just before you spill your goo. Oh there it is! It tells me just when to stop stroking. You really need to work on your poker face if you ever want to have a full orgasm again. Okay, let's get this belt back on.

Nika

Re: The Captions Thread

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:41 am
by uberbear01
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Again, thank you for the words! Sorry this one is slightly more gratuitous! I hope it's okay though! :)

Re: The Captions Thread

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:06 am
by gpb9393
another: :-)

Re: The Captions Thread

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:15 am
by The Black
Nice ones ...