Little Miss Jay wrote:Tell me about your most embarrassing moment... Can be to do with t+d or just a funny story!
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Coconuts- I think I already know all about yours!!
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Little Miss Jay x
It's sort of odd - but anything that seemed embarrasing at the time always just seems funny when I think about it now and it doesn't really bother me anymore. So I'll drag my wife into this too...
Mistress D talked about this a week or so ago on here but with no details. We were on vacation in San Francisco - shopping at a pretty nice high end store and she was trying on some very nice lingerie. The changing room wasn't real well sealed off - and they just had curtains instead of doors on the actual booths you changed in, so I sort of snuck so I could have a little fun as she tried on stuff.
Well, being a little frisky at the time (as she gets when she's trying on lingerie!) one thing led to another and a little touching sort of led to something far more personal. In retrospect this was a really bad idea - we were going at it in the middle of a department store, with other people in the changing booths around us, I was naked from the waist down and she wasn't even wearing underwear that she owned yet (we were intending to buy it though!).
Well, just as we were nearing the end of our little escapade, we were suddenly brought back to reality by a guy's voice yelling "What the hell's going on in there!" and of course the immediate realization that a flimsy curtain wasn't going to really give us a lot of protection. So, despite being probably 10 seconds from both of us having orgasms, I pulled out real quickly and tried to get my boxers and trousers pulled back up. But then I realized that Mistress has basically no chance of getting covered up, so I forgot about myself and focused on trying to get her dress back onto her.
Which is right where we were when the security guard and sales girl opened the curtain. Mistress was sort of covered, but it was pretty apparent that she still had on the store's lingerie since her dress had gotten stuck on a tag on the bra. And of course, I was still there in all my glory, although the situation at that point did make for a very rapid deflation process.
The security guard just laughed at us but the girl screamed and ran away. He did let me get my pants back then grabbed me and told my wife to change and he shut the curtain so she could get herself straightened out. She came out cluching the bra and panties that she had been wearing and the guy just shook his said and said, "You know you two are buying that now right?" So we paid for it ( a different sales girl - I didn't see the original girl and I assume she was still running). By now the story had apparently spread through the security guard grapevine and there were about 6 of them standing around - apparently making sure that we got thrown out of the store before we had a chance to go to the furniture department and test out the beds...
Anyway, very scary and embarrassing at the moment; very funny within about 10 minutes once our pulse rates had gotten normal again; and very fun to recount an hour later when, in the safety of our
locked hotel room, we finished up what we had started!
Anything that I did when I was younger that was embarrasing at the time is really just stupid now when I look back on it (like accidentally driving my Dad's car through the back wall of our garage and into our family room when I was 8).
Birdman (and my accomplice in crime, Mistress D)
Count me in! I do have a kind of trashy nurse outfit (yes, we role play a lot!) so I could assist Birdman in taking care of you Miss Jay!
I didn`t know what to say and ran for help!!