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Re: Saturday Playtime!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:51 pm
by slave alexander
actually i`m thinking
1000 ball spanks ???
try replacing with pounds sterling
or maybe a combination of strokes and quids haha &/ orgasm mmmm yes please
ok ok 500 ball spanks
and 500 orgasm
sound good !?
maybe i should shut up haha
Re: Saturday Playtime!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:02 pm
by MistressD
dix wrote:MistressD wrote:
I did notice that! We actually play a lot in the shower - when we had our master bathroom re-done a few years ago the main thing we did was put a double sized shower in that has six shower heads so that you hit by hot, pulsating water from all directions. It feels really nice to be in there!
I think we might have to add the new toy just to see how much more fun it can be!
Mistress D
You could even take it out to the pool on nice sunny days.
dix.
The police might show up because the neighbors would hear too much moaning and screaming coming from our backyard!
I think the rabbit probably needs to remain an indoor toy!
Re: Saturday Playtime!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:03 pm
by slave alexander
haha or you could use gags
or pillows again!!
Re: Saturday Playtime!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:05 pm
by dix
MistressD wrote:
I think the rabbit probably needs to remain an indoor toy!
You've made the rabbit sad now Miss D! It just wanted to go out to play!
dix.
Re: Saturday Playtime!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:05 pm
by coconuts
There is but one solution to an out of control rabbit.....
Fetch the holy hand grenade of Antioch!
Re: Saturday Playtime!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:06 pm
by coconuts
Re: Saturday Playtime!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:07 pm
by dix
coconuts wrote:There is but one solution to an out of control rabbit.....
Fetch the holy hand grenade of Antioch!
Everyone behind Sir Coconuts!
dix.
Re: Saturday Playtime!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:09 pm
by coconuts
And the number of thy counting shall be three. Not two, lest thou proceed to three.
Re: Saturday Playtime!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:09 pm
by dix
coconuts wrote:And the number of thy counting shall be three. Not two, lest thou proceed to three.
5 is right out!
Re: Saturday Playtime!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:10 pm
by MistressD
coconuts wrote:There is but one solution to an out of control rabbit.....
Fetch the holy hand grenade of Antioch!
Birdman was just watching that last weekend. You boys and Monty Python!
Anytime he watches that movie I get about a week of being called "Foul Temptress!"
There was some other name from that movie he used to call me too, but he seems stuck on "Foul Temptress" now...
Re: Saturday Playtime!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:13 pm
by birdman284
MistressD wrote:coconuts wrote:There is but one solution to an out of control rabbit.....
Fetch the holy hand grenade of Antioch!
Birdman was just watching that last weekend. You boys and Monty Python!
Anytime he watches that movie I get about a week of being called "Foul Temptress!"
There was some other name from that movie he used to call me too, but he seems stuck on "Foul Temptress" now...
I think the other name was "Watery Tart" but I would only use that if you were out by the pool!
Re: Saturday Playtime!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:15 pm
by coconuts
Moistened Bint?
What a lovely expression
Re: Saturday Playtime!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:17 pm
by MistressD
coconuts wrote:Moistened Bint?
What a lovely expression
If I have a choice, I think I'd rather be called "Watery Tart" rather than "Moistened Bint", but then again, I'm not really sure what a "Bint" is!
(Actually, I'd rather not be called any of those... but he does seem to enjoy his little Holy Grail jokes...)
Re: Saturday Playtime!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:18 pm
by coconuts
"Bint" I believe is arabic for "daughter" I think.
which is interesting when you look at it in the context that it was used in the film
"If I went around saying I was an emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away! "
They were jolly clever that pithon lot!
Re: Saturday Playtime!
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:20 pm
by slave alexander
This is a magnificent bint
