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Shove bananas up ass then ice and make milk shake and drink


As i write this there is a distinct smell of bananas in the air!! To make an arse milkshake;
1st peel 2 large bananas and stick up arsehole
2nd follow up with 6 ice cubes into ur back passage
3rd stir well, hold 1/3 filled pint glass with fresh milk, and release ur lovely mixtur into glass!!

If anyone would like to try this however please make sure to cover the floor first!!

I`ve just had my 2nd shower of the evening and have a mixture of feelings; Extremly horny, repulsive disgust ,joy, excitement.. i could go on and on but its all worth it to know that I`m pleasing Miss Jay
Rite I`m gonna watch some funny cartoons and finish my drink(so far tastes pretty normal surprisingly- although i do have a very clean back passage!!)

Thanks Miss Jay

slave alexander wrote: Rite I`m gonna watch some funny cartoons

Thanks Miss Jay

Catface? Hee hee!

Little Miss Jay x

I just asked Dan if he would prefer to have a photo of my tits or a ruined orgasm tonight and he chose the photo...
I'm now asking photo or orgasm... If hes a good pet he'll say photo!

I just took some naughty photos for him if he's good He's currently locked away though so we'll see how I feel later

Little Miss Jay x

Haha sounds like your having lots of fun Miss Jay
Difficult questions for Dan tonite, I`m sure He`s been well trained tho
I just saw the cat face with gordon fing-ramsey !!! Which was quite ironic and very funny !!

Alex's task could well end up being a crash diet courtesy of e.coli!

Dan is just soooo lucky, I know which I would choose!
Whats another month of not cumming compared to having a photo of Miss Jay?

ariareflection wrote:

Little Miss Jay wrote:I just asked Dan if he would prefer to have a photo of my tits or a ruined orgasm tonight and he chose the photo...
I'm now asking photo or orgasm... If hes a good pet he'll say photo!

I've told you that he will wait until 19th. You have a very good pet Miss Jay.

aria

He answered but didn't seem all that happy that he had chosen the photo! So I ordered 30 ball spanks!
He said my tits are awesome and pricesses should always come first! Good boy! but had a worried smiley on the end!

I might let him cum before the 19th, but he always seems better behaved if he hasn't cum in a while...

Little Miss Jay x

ariareflection wrote:Reading alex's task... should i consider myself lucky? Holy Christ...

aria

Ditto...... I m glad I did not fail, lesson learned.... be careful what you wish for lol.

Nice avatar Neo, It's just Like Aria's.

d.

Little Miss Jay wrote:
Catface? Hee hee!

Little Miss Jay x

Wtf is catface? I'm from the same ear as you but I don't remember a cartoon called catface... Or is it new, and you just like watching cartoons still?

d.

Dlx wrote:Nice avatar Neo, It's just Like Aria's.

d.

really??? lol thanks, it's not a pic of my belt (I guess I should take the time sometimes to take a picture myself), but I do own one of these.....

I guess after being here over 2 years "avatarless", it was time to do something about it

Time to go for me to my band rehearsal. (with my CD on..... soud be interesting lol)

Have a good evening everyone.....

-Neo

ariareflection wrote: Grrrrr dix!!! I don't have that cb, neo!

aria

Hehe.

d.

What the hell is wrong with the U.K. It was like 5 million degrees today and now it's raining.
Crazy.

d.

Why have I suddenly gone hyperactive..... I can't sit still....

d.

Deep heat coated(optiional) q-tip fucking whilst holding somthing in ur ass like ice&/dildo!!

So you tape the q-tip down to a desk or something and then insert ur fav ass toy and then fuck the tip for 5mins
(was mentioned earlier q-tip)

Bloody hell that was a long five mins!!
I taped a q tip to a fairly high stool i have in my room (as the only desk is v low) So the full length and other end stuck out. Then i applied deep heat to the exposed tip.
i set my to do list to go off in five mins stuck a couple of ice cubes up my ass and then topped with the rude boy. i then slowly fucked the red hot tip for 5mins ouch!! Couldn`t believe how long that took!! Sort of like being fucked inside out. then there was the fire in my cock and ice in my arse!! Aswell as rudey buzzing away
I just had a piss and that really hurt!!! but i will recuperate and get on to my next bit.

Thank you Miss Jay

What!

Alex surely that's not safe!

Is that stuff ment to be used internally? I'm sure Miss Jay wants you punished but dosn't want you broken!

d.