shell wrote:froodly2005 wrote:shell wrote:As for the giggling......didn't I warn you...my giggle is contagious. *lol*
I wonder if there's an ointment to treat it... because I have to go Be Somber and Serious now. For the minions, you know. *wry smile*
I have heard that
Icy Hot will make the giggles disappear in a heartbeat. *giggle*
I fear my attempt to be somber has failed: I returned to the Secret Underground Laboratory & attempted to show the minions some somberness
(sombriety? sombrero?)... but someone asked me, "How come you're so happy? You were looking so stressed a couple weeks ago." The answer is both more complicated and more simple than I could easily explain, so I told him a joke instead.
IcyHot, eh? Interesting stuff, that. Though sometimes a straight menthol ointment without the methyl salicylate is nicer; sometimes a capsaicin cream is an interesting hot/cold contrast.
It may, to use your words, "make the giggles disappear in a heartbeat"; I'm more worried it might make the heartbeat itself disappear. Ok, not really :), but I'm just a
liiiiiiiiiiiiiitle bit cautious about it, because...
Ummm... please don't be too surprised here, but... I actually
like IcyHot or menthol gel as an anal lube. Nothing sensitizes the prostate quite as much! But I tried it on my cock exactly
once... with results you can probably predict, though at the time I did
not predict... though I did learn
exactly where the dorsal nerve is.
It's ok... I can wait until you're done laughing... go ahead and let it out... There. Feel better? Good. :)
I've never been brave enough to try it again. But if this were an interest of yours... I would be open to encouragement, guidance, and teaching. But
only if it's an interest of yours, because I'm a little bit scared of the stuff.
DellaRoss wrote:*Hands Froodly a jar of a cream that shouild stop the giggles....... or turn him blue Pinky keeps messing with the labels*
Hmm. Pinky sounds like an interesting person. Perhaps we should introduce her and id... but only if we could reach Minimum Safe Distance fast enough to get outside the blast radius.
Afterwards there might be nothing left in the world that wasn't kind of blue. On the upside,
Miles Davis would approve, and my lousy color vision would no longer be an issue. On the down side, we'd have to put up with more Smurf jokes. I hate Smurf jokes. And Smurfs.
Brilliant game, by the way.