Re: Entertain Miss Jay
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:17 am
Ouch. Hurts just by reading it.
I assure you that it doeswanker wrote:Ouch. Hurts just by reading it.
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Re: Entertain Miss Jay
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:28 am
Re: Entertain Miss Jay
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:23 pm
Gulp!!
Re: Entertain Miss Jay
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:21 pm
It's all worth it for Miss Jay tho ! 
oo and some strokes too but mostly for Miss Jay 
hope your day has gone well Miss and hello everbody !
oo and some strokes too but mostly for Miss Jay hope your day has gone well Miss and hello everbody !
Re: Entertain Miss Jay
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 2:50 pm
*Giggles* It is meant to hurt a littlewanker wrote:Ouch. Hurts just by reading it.
Little Miss Jay x
Re: Entertain Miss Jay
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 5:12 pm
Wicked.....so very very wicked! *grinning* I love it!!!
Re: Entertain Miss Jay
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:15 pm
That was rather unpleasant Miss Jay. I managed 93 seconds, a paltry sum indeed 
Perhaps it's the fact that my balls are fuller than normal that made it that little bit more difficult.
Perhaps it's the fact that my balls are fuller than normal that made it that little bit more difficult.
Re: Entertain Miss Jay
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:34 am
Dearest Miss Jay,
May I please PM you? I would like to join in if it's not too late.
Humbly yours,
evil-monkey
May I please PM you? I would like to join in if it's not too late.
Humbly yours,
evil-monkey
Re: Entertain Miss Jay
Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:22 pm
I wonder if the people here in the airport would mind if I did this so I can finally stroke when I get home!Little Miss Jay wrote:Well here's the task... It's only a small one- I'm sure you boys can manage it
This was my favourite task from blue balls.... Because I enjoyed it so much, I'm setting it again! Enjoy! You have 24 hours!
I want you to get a string/thin rope, and a 2 litre plastic bottle (make sure it's filled right up with fluid!). You're going to wrap the rope around your balls a couple of times, and tie it off underneath, leaving one long bit of rope hanging down. You're then going the tie the other end to the top of the 2 litre bottle - tie it quite close, say one foot or so away from your balls. You may need to sit down or rest the bottle on a table whilst you tie it. Now, can you guess where this is going yet?
Stand up straight, and spread those legs out. Let the bottle hang between your legs, tugging on your balls, and put your hands on top of your head. For every minute you stay like this, you earn yourself 15 strokes. So if you manage 10 minutes, that's 150 strokes... easy isn't it? Hee hee! 2 litres weighs a lot more than you might think, so I imagine some of you aren't going to be playing a lot today at all! *giggles*
Now, you can attempt this as many times as you want during the day, but you can't save up your strokes to do in one go. If you earn 30 strokes in one attempt, you have to do them before you have another go with the hanging weight.
How long do you think you can manage? ;)
Little Miss Jay x
*Balls of steel Miss Jay*