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Re: Happy Birthday Miss Jay.

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:36 pm
by slave alexander
Ouch !! :\'-(
Happy Birthday tho Miss :-D

Re: Happy Birthday Miss Jay.

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:54 pm
by Simone
I'm just came back from the bathroom where I tied up my balls and spanked them with the hairbrush uhg.
My cheeks were not saved up, too. :love:

Thanks Miss Jay 8-)

Re: Happy Birthday Miss Jay.

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:54 pm
by birdman284
Little Miss Jay wrote:Hello boys!

I've decided none of you win because the number I was thinking of was 40! Oooops! Did I say it was between 10-20? Silly me! ;-)

So you can each have 40 ass spanks (20 on each cheek) and then 20 HARD ball spanks!

Poor boys!

Little Miss Jay xx
Well, those 20 ball spanks after Mistress D's 23 this morning definitely took some effort! And I have a boring afternoon of financial reports so I don't think that's going to do much to get my mind off of just how much this hurts... :-(

But, anything for Miss Jay on her birthday!

Re: Happy Birthday Miss Jay.

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:01 pm
by coconuts
20 Really stingy ball spanks.....mmmmmm Thank you Miss Jay. :-P

Re: Happy Birthday Miss Jay.

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:35 pm
by Little Miss Jay
Ok...

If you were a super hero, who would you be and why? Marvel/DC... Doesn't have to be a popular superhero either :-P

Best answer will get some playtime ;-) I'm leaving this open for the next 2 hours

Little Miss Jay xx

Re: Happy Birthday Miss Jay.

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:48 pm
by KevKev
Oh I love superheroes! I mean, whether I have a chance at getting attention from Miss Jay or not, my answer to this question could go on for pages!

Did you ever see "Mallrats"? There's a bit where Jason Lee is asked the same question, and he launches into a huge speech. :lol: '

Re: Happy Birthday Miss Jay.

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:49 pm
by slave alexander
"I`m a luigi numer one"

Me and my brother mario both have a similar occupation to slave alexander!Image
We all love linguine !! :lol: Image

Despite our relatively boring day jobs, things seem a little brighter thanks 2;
a beautiful Princess, who is never far from mind :blush: :innocent:

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The adventures we have together make life much more exciting, and at the end of the day our Princess`s wishes comes first!!
Happy Birthday Little Miss Jay :yes:

Re: Happy Birthday Miss Jay.

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:55 pm
by slaafbarry
Little Miss Jay wrote:Ok...

If you were a super hero, who would you be and why? Marvel/DC... Doesn't have to be a popular superhero either :-P

Best answer will get some playtime ;-) I'm leaving this open for the next 2 hours

Little Miss Jay xx

I would be Walter Kovacs/Rorschach from the comic called Watchmen. He just has the best mask ever and his voice is low and pretty terrifying. And he is not afraid at all.

Best quote from him is without a doubt: "I'm not locked up with you, you're locked up with me." (That sets a really sadistic tone right from the moment :lol: )

(if i could choose a super villian it would definitely be Darth Vader. My display is full of stuff from him, even the autograph of the one who played him in Episode 4, 5 & 6).

Re: Happy Birthday Miss Jay.

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:58 pm
by kneeforu
It's popular but I love Spiderman....

He is by day a "regular" guy although shy!

However when heroism is needed, he is intelligent, strong, great speed, very durable.

And...who doesn't love an outfit with the eyes almost already blindfolded!

Re: Happy Birthday Miss Jay.

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:06 pm
by KevKev
My first reaction to this is always "Superman" - he's near invulnerable (I'm a coward) and he always gets a happy ending. But he rarely gets the girl in the end, and he's clearly in love with Lois Lane. So although he's saving the world every day, he must be really unhappy. She looks right through him when he's Clark Kent and adores Superman, so he's always so close to getting what he really wants, but so far away.

So not him! So it comes down to Spiderman or Gambit from the X-Men. Spiderman is great because he's, deep down, a nice guy who's just got lots of problems and not enough help or time. He tries his best but it's never enough, so he's tragic. He cheers me up, when I have problems. Makes me think, 'Well, at least I'm not Spiderman.' But, unlike Superman, Mary Jane does like him for who he is, and he sometimes gets to be with her. I believe they're married in the comics now!

But Gambit is just so incredibly cool. his powers are a bit rubbish but he's a tough, strange and distant Southerner with a leather jacket and a deep drawl. That just makes him the coolest superhero I ever heard of. And also - he's romantically linked with Rogue, the beautiful and completely unatainable red-haired tease! Also he's in the X-Men. So he's pretty much got everything I could want!

I vote Gambit. Told you it would be a long answer! :lol:

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p.s. Oh if we can count Jedi, then it might be Luke Skywalker. I grew up on those movies so for me he is the ideal hero.

Re: Happy Birthday Miss Jay.

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:08 pm
by Little Miss Jay
KevKev wrote:Oh I love superheroes! I mean, whether I have a chance at getting attention from Miss Jay or not, my answer to this question could go on for pages!

Did you ever see "Mallrats"? There's a bit where Jason Lee is asked the same question, and he launches into a huge speech. :lol: '
Stan lee was in it wasn't he? Not for long though...

Little Miss Jay x

Re: Happy Birthday Miss Jay.

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:11 pm
by birdman284
Little Miss Jay wrote:Ok...

If you were a super hero, who would you be and why? Marvel/DC... Doesn't have to be a popular superhero either :-P

Best answer will get some playtime ;-) I'm leaving this open for the next 2 hours

Little Miss Jay xx
I would take Wolverine for several reasons...

1) I like the whole "doing things his own way but in the end generally doing what's right" attitude that he has (not always in the comic books - more so in the movies)

2) The steel claws are cool (but it could make stroking and edging pretty difficult - especially if they shot out at inopportune time :yikes: )

3) Cool sideburns

4) Ball slaps wouldn't be as big a deal with the super healing power

5) My Mistress has a thing for Hugh Jackman (when he's playing Wolverine especially) so it would open up lots more role-playing possibilities for us!

And a follow-up question for Miss Jay:

Besides the obvious selection of Wonder Woman, who would you choose to be?

Birdman

Re: Happy Birthday Miss Jay.

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:13 pm
by KevKev
Little Miss Jay wrote:
KevKev wrote:Oh I love superheroes! I mean, whether I have a chance at getting attention from Miss Jay or not, my answer to this question could go on for pages!

Did you ever see "Mallrats"? There's a bit where Jason Lee is asked the same question, and he launches into a huge speech. :lol: '
Stan lee was in it wasn't he? Not for long though...

Little Miss Jay x

That's right. The other protagonist TS asks him for some romantic advice. Stan Lee gives Jason Lee's character Brody a lovely speech about how the Hulk and Dr Doom are based on his romantic failures in his youth. Then it turns out he was lying.

But then - Stan Lee has a cameo in EVERYTHING that has to do with comics! Stan Lee sometimes turns up at my local library pretending to be a janitor so he can walk past people reading Marvel books and wink.


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Oh yeah - Birdman (already a superhero surely?) asks a very good question!

Who would yours be, Little Miss Jay?

Re: Happy Birthday Miss Jay.

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:16 pm
by MistressD
birdman284 wrote:I would take Wolverine for several reasons...

1) I like the whole "doing things his own way but in the end generally doing what's right" attitude that he has (not always in the comic books - more so in the movies)

2) The steel claws are cool (but it could make stroking and edging pretty difficult - especially if they shot out at inopportune time :yikes: )

3) Cool sideburns

4) Ball slaps wouldn't be as big a deal with the super healing power

5) My Mistress has a thing for Hugh Jackman (when he's playing Wolverine especially) so it would open up lots more role-playing possibilities for us!

And a follow-up question for Miss Jay:

Besides the obvious selection of Wonder Woman, who would you choose to be?

Birdman
Oooh... Good answer! You might have just won yourself some special playtime even if Miss Jay doesn't pick you! ;-)

But I would want some sort of protection on those claws before you could touch me!

Mistress D

Re: Happy Birthday Miss Jay.

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:19 pm
by coconuts
Is Pants Man a Marvel Hero?????? :lol:


Proper answer to follow