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Dlx wrote:

coconuts wrote: "And Now....ladies and Gentlemen... Dlx will attempt to escape from his reinforced titanium cock cage using only his mind and the beautiful talents of Little Miss Jay. This trick is very dangerous, please kids don't try this at home!"

Now that I'd pay money to see on Britain's Got Talent

If just her picture can take out steel then I'm sure her 'talents' can make men bend titanium.

d.

"And for his next trick, using an uncaged erection, Dlx will lift a baby elephant!"

*Miss Jay bends over and said elephant is catapulted through the roof of the big top, cartoon stylee!

Sorry I think I've had too much sun

coconuts wrote: "And for his next trick, using an uncaged erection, Dlx will lift a baby elephant!"

*Miss Jay bends over and said elephant is catapulted through the roof of the big top, cartoon stylee!

Sorry I think I've had too much sun

Less sun and cider for that man!



d.

slave alexander wrote:Better than a beer gut in a skirt!! Did anyone see that bloke last week


This may help those of you locked up out there!!

That is wrong in so many ways!

That pic was actually from easter and he was still on it last week!!

Don`t think we`ll see much more of him tho!!!

Maybe in a few working mens clubs up near d??

slave alexander wrote:Maybe in a few working mens clubs up near d??

Maybe. I mean he can't have gotten a big old belly like that from drinking shandy all his life now, can he.



d.

haha trust and parry

kebabs are his weakness me thinks


PS<Nothern bastard codling
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slave alexander wrote:haha trust and parry

kebabs are his weakness me thinks

The archetypal Salad Dodger!

I think I'd rather have a salad than a kebab. The salad me be boring but at least you know what's in it.

Dlx wrote:I think I'd rather have a salad than a kebab. The salad me be boring but at least you know what's in it.

And we have to keep in trim for our mistress do we not?

you want chilly sauce

EDIT also please go back one page to see my beautiful northern collage

slave alexander wrote:you want chilly sauce

EDIT also please go back one page to see my beautiful northern collage

alex, you're asking for trouble! When I were a lad, we used to dream of having an 'ouse...

slave alexander wrote:EDIT also please go back one page to see my beautiful northern collage

Dlx wrote:

slave alexander wrote:EDIT also please go back one page to see my beautiful northern collage

I do really like mushy peas tho and bitter and if it weren`t for the nothern influence
the classic fish and chips would still just be chips down here

on that note ur chippies kick ours all round the houses

PS Bumble is a legend "start the car, it`s all over"

slave alexander wrote:I do really like mushy peas tho and bitter and if it weren`t for the nothern influence
the classic fish and chips would still just be chips down here

on that note ur chippies kick ours all round the houses

Never tried fish and chips from down south. I'll have to have a sample when I'm next down that end of the country.

d.

Dlx wrote:

slave alexander wrote:I do really like mushy peas tho and bitter and if it weren`t for the nothern influence
the classic fish and chips would still just be chips down here

on that note ur chippies kick ours all round the houses

Never tried fish and chips from down south. I'll have to have a sample when I'm next down that end of the country.

d.

If you go to the right one our chips could compete, but the fish I`ve had up north are humongous compared to ours !! I`m talking strictly about fish here ok b4 u get started haha