Red- the colour of lipstick! ;)
Go to a store that sells make up, and have a browse for a few minutes... then EITHER use a tester lipstick on your lips (if you're too chicken), OR ask a sales assistant for help and ask her advice on what colour would suit your skin tone. Take the lipstick she chooses, and buy it. Bonus points if you wear it on the way home.
Orange- So my little stroker, tie up those balls tightly for me then go and grab your deep heat, and apply a big blob over you balls and the base of that cock (NOT the head). Slap that area 30 times nice and hard, and then put your pants back on without washing! You are to apply the deep heat again and repeat the slapping just before you go to sleep, and then again in the morning when you wake up. You need to take that tube of deep heat to work and do the same on your lunch break *giggles*
That should give you a constant, permanent reminder of who owns those balls! And the thought of you getting to sleep like that, and going to work with that deep burning sensation is just too funny! You poor thing!
Green- Well done pet! You've picked the 'lucky colour' - You get to play for me properly. Get that cock out and stroke it for me nice and slowly, it shouldn't take you long to get big and hard now should it?
I want you to edge for me at your own pace, 4 times. Stretch them out, make them last as long as you can - imagine it's my hands teasing that cock, and try as hard as you can to impress me!
If you aren't taking part in my blue balls competition, you can also do the following (if you are taking part in blue balls, then you can follow the instructions, but you may NOT have the happy ending! You need to keep all that cum in those balls where it belongs...):
Get some lube or baby oil and give yourself a really wet, slippery hand job... While you're teasing yourself, shut your eyes, lean back, and let your imagine run wild...
imagine my naughty tongue sliding around the head of that cock and slipping it deeper and deeper into my mouth, sucking and licking you, massaging every inch with my soft lips...
ride the edge for as long as you can when you hit it - really try and last out for me... and when you really really can't take any more, you can finally CUM for me... let out all that hot, sticky cum for your Mistress. And if you're a really good boy, you'll lick up your mess when you're finished too ;)
Purple- An easy one for you boys- Get as many pegs as you can find. I think 20 is a good amount. Tie up those tender balls nice and tightly with a string and attach the pegs to them - add one to each nipple too! When you're all pegged up, leave them on for 15 minutes. When the 15 minutes is up, pull each peg off one by one... Nice and slowly so you hurt for me... do NOT release the pegs, just hold one arm of the peg and tug it off slowly...*giggles*
Repeat it all over again in the evening too ;)
Pink- Get that marker pen - today you are going to let everyone know that I own you
You need to write 'LMJ' on the backs of BOTH your hands, and re apply whenever it starts to wear away. If anyone asks you about it, excuse yourelf and find the nearest bathroom, where you'll spank those balls 30 times in my honour. It's up to you what you say to anyone who asks, but I bet you'll be blushing at the thought of what LMJ really means!
Have fun!
Little Miss Jay xx
i will obviously catch up asap if this is so
, not a barman... 