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Re: Tease for Sunday 9th Aug

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:31 pm
by slave alexander
does anyone else have neighbours that seem to mow the fucking lawn every bloody day!! i suppose they probably moan about my music but ffs do me a favour

some plank was mowing or drilling or something all f@ing day on sat and now ive just sat down and the bloody mowing commences i can hear that bloody noise piercing through my music man

mayb they want a sound clash :-P

rant over thank you for your time :-D

Re: Tease for Sunday 9th Aug

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:39 pm
by submale01
I have just read Little Miss Jay's idea for denial for a week, if only i was denied stroking for a week at a time that would be heaven, god knows when i will be allowed to stroke again never mind orgasm. I must also try and stop thinking any sexy thoughts as this cb-3000 hurts whenever i do.

So if sexy photo's of a certain lady where posted it would be torturous for me.

keep up the good work LMJ and Misstressd

Re: Tease for Sunday 9th Aug

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:57 pm
by MistressD
slave alexander wrote:does anyone else have neighbours that seem to mow the fucking lawn every bloody day!! i suppose they probably moan about my music but ffs do me a favour

some plank was mowing or drilling or something all f@ing day on sat and now ive just sat down and the bloody mowing commences i can hear that bloody noise piercing through my music man

mayb they want a sound clash :-P

rant over thank you for your time :-D
The old guy across the street from us mows his lawn every day! He's retired so I guess he doesn't have much else to do. He does have a very nice looking yard though.

He's the one who stares at me while I stretch after jogging every morning. Birdman said that if it bothered me I should just go inside our house to stretch, but I figure if the old guy can still get hard, I should give him a little help :-) !

Re: Tease for Sunday 9th Aug

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:00 pm
by dix
think he just mows the lawn all the time because he's hoping to catch sight of you MissD. :lol:

dix.

Re: Tease for Sunday 9th Aug

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:02 pm
by slave alexander
MistressD wrote:
The old guy across the street from us mows his lawn every day! He's retired so I guess he doesn't have much else to do. He does have a very nice looking yard though.

He's the one who stares at me while I stretch after jogging every morning. Birdman said that if it bothered me I should just go inside our house to stretch, but I figure if the old guy can still get hard, I should give him a little help :-) !

aww thats good of you ;-)
i wish i had neighbours like you Mistress D

i think the mower here must be retired too

that does help actually i feel sorry for him now rather than pure rage!

but i will not be showing off my body to him in the near future! :-P :wave:

Re: Tease for Sunday 9th Aug

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:03 pm
by kneeforu
MistressD wrote:
kneeforu wrote:OK - so for an act of pure desperation....how about if I beg to see a picture because today is my birthday??
Happy Birthday!
Thanks!!!!!

Re: Tease for Sunday 9th Aug

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:04 pm
by Tofik
I finished spanks Miss, now ..... I don't like birthdays :weep:
Thank You

Re: Tease for Sunday 9th Aug

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:08 pm
by silvers
I've just done the spanks.
Thank you Miss Jay!

Re: Tease for Sunday 9th Aug

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:12 pm
by MistressD
slave alexander wrote:
MistressD wrote:
The old guy across the street from us mows his lawn every day! He's retired so I guess he doesn't have much else to do. He does have a very nice looking yard though.

He's the one who stares at me while I stretch after jogging every morning. Birdman said that if it bothered me I should just go inside our house to stretch, but I figure if the old guy can still get hard, I should give him a little help :-) !

aww thats good of you ;-)
i wish i had neighbours like you Mistress D

i think the mower here must be retired too

that does help actually i feel sorry for him now rather than pure rage!

but i will not be showing off my body to him in the near future! :-P :wave:
Alex, maybe that's why they make noise!

They want to see you stretching in a tight pair of shorts and a skimpy tank top!

Re: Tease for Sunday 9th Aug

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:16 pm
by slave alexander
haha maybe i will go for a run on saturday then in some lycra or something haha

although the sight could be all too much !

edit erm yes maybe haha :blush: :blush:

Re: Tease for Sunday 9th Aug

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:32 pm
by MistressD
slave alexander wrote:haha maybe i will go for a run on saturday then in some lycra or something haha

although the sight could be all too much !

edit erm yes maybe haha :blush: :blush:
Lycra? That might have trouble hiding Alex's massive pipe!

Re: Tease for Sunday 9th Aug

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:37 pm
by slave alexander
haha true true

im just working on a new avatar inspire by this conversation

i googled doggy geezer in lycra and the fourth pic was gordon brown :lol:

Re: Tease for Sunday 9th Aug

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:39 pm
by dix
slave alexander wrote:....and the fourth pic was gordon brown :lol:
Hopefully not in lycra. :sick:

dix.

Re: Tease for Sunday 9th Aug

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:44 pm
by Helena
I think i'm in love with my rock chick. :love: It has perfect vibration, not too gentle-not too strong. Especially when i lie on my stomach and rub my clit against it, i lose count of multiple orgasms! Every boy should buy ione for his Mistress/gf! ;-) But still i want to punish aria 1) for buying it at the wrong time and 2) for using his toy before i use mine! Next time i see you aria, don't forget to remind it to me... :whip: Until my next post, have fun everyone!

PS: Miss Jay and MistressD i'm so jealous for playing with that lovely board. I want to squizze some balls too. :smile:

Re: Tease for Sunday 9th Aug

Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:50 pm
by slave alexander
my massive pipe wont fit in an avatar unfotunatly but here it is

Image

and the gordon pic

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