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Hey Miss Jay... Since Dubble lives out in the desert, this one reminded me of him!

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.

He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel, but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again, jumped on and went on his way.

Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.

He asked the women if they needed any help. The hottest girl said, "If you fix our car we will do anything you want."

The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.

When he finished all three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."

After thinking for a short while he replied, "Could you hold my camel still for me?"

Birdman

Two men both have 9:00 a.m. appointments at a vasectomy clinic. A nurse greets the two men, tells them she has to prepare them for surgery and takes them to a private room. She asks the first man to sit down on the examination table and take off his clothes, which he does. She then tells him to have a wank
"What!" he says, "What’s that all about?"
She replies "It’s standard procedure to ensure you have no blockages."

Once done, the nurse tells the second man to sit down on the examination table and take off his clothes. When he is up on the table, the nurse licks her lips, and begins to perform fellatio on him.

Upon seeing this, the first man interrupts, "Hey, what’s this? I have to wank, and he gets a blow job. That’s not fair."

The nurse looks up at the first man and says, "Sorry, but that’s the difference between the NHS and BUPA!"

A joke for you Miss Jay-

One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends.

She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees.

The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree."

The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants.

After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened.

Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."

The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again.

He told her to climb again and she did.

when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."

The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pants!"

You may enjoy this joke also Miss Jay-

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

sebslave wrote: may i have permission too pm you?

Yes

Little Miss Jay x

Does any of you people ever use the chat room's

Dear Miss Jay,

I had no idea the second tease with only rubbing would be so much fun!

Thanks again, it was awesome and I had forgotten how hot all the photos are. I mean, wow, hot!

submale01 wrote:Does any of you people ever use the chat room's

Very rarely... Do you?

Little Miss Jay x

Not really a joke, but it might foster some fun conversation for all of us (except Birdman)!

This morning when I was jogging, a thunderstorm started when I was about 2.5 miles from home. Fortunately I had my phone, and when I called him, he was on his way home from the gym so it was easy for him to pick me up. But when he got to me, he had the car doors locked and wouldn’t let me in until I promised that he could cum every day this week! And it was hailing at the time, so even though I knew he was joking, I went ahead and promised.

Well, he had already cum this morning so today wasn't an issue and I made his balls pay for his little joke while we showered a little later, but I’m thinking that it might be fun to let him cum each day, but make him wish that he hadn’t asked for something like that!

I know an obvious step would be some pretty extreme post-orgasm playing - preferably with him tied down! Maybe a few minutes of palming just as he cums? That seems fun to me!

But beyond that, I’m wondering if the other Mistresses (or toys who are into torture) can think of other ways that he might wish he didn’t make me give him my promise!

Mistress D

PS - I love the idea that by Tuesday or Wednesday he might be begging me not to let him cum, but I would force him to cum anyway!

Miss Jay any orders you wish to give about how i should sleep tonight??

Little Miss Jay wrote:

submale01 wrote:Does any of you people ever use the chat room's

Very rarely... Do you?

Little Miss Jay x

I've used it a few times - partly because there are a couple of people I've found that I like to chat with.

But then guys who have never even said Hi to me start PM'ing or sending private chats to me begging me to make them do things. Seems like lots of the chat boys need to learn some manners!

hey, anything going on tonight?

MistressD wrote:

Little Miss Jay wrote:

submale01 wrote:Does any of you people ever use the chat room's

Very rarely... Do you?

Little Miss Jay x

I've used it a few times - partly because there are a couple of people I've found that I like to chat with.

But then guys who have never even said Hi to me start PM'ing or sending private chats to me begging me to make them do things. Seems like lots of the chat boys need to learn some manners!

i hope that doesnt apply to me MistressD. I always try and be polite

I have found some very good friends in the chat room. And i have also experienced some fun times as well.

Just wish i had permission to cum.

submale01 wrote:

MistressD wrote: I've used it a few times - partly because there are a couple of people I've found that I like to chat with.

But then guys who have never even said Hi to me start PM'ing or sending private chats to me begging me to make them do things. Seems like lots of the chat boys need to learn some manners!

i hope that doesnt apply to me MistressD. I always try and be polite

Yes - you are polite submale! It's never the boys in Miss Jay's forums (she seems to know how to enforce some manners!) It's always guys that I've never heard of before.