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Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 2:10 am
by t&d&cbt4me
Can you move a bit? I can't see the TV.
I knew I shouldn't have eaten that tonight.
Did you take a shower yet?
Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 9:12 pm
by AngelAnna837
" you know we should really get the roof re-done"
Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 3:39 pm
by Snot
Are you done yet?
What's that smell?
Don't worry it's just a zit.
Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 4:13 pm
by shell
Snot wrote:
Don't worry it's just a zit.
Oh gross!!! *laughing*
Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 4:04 am
by shawn
ive actually heard..'is it in yet?' quite a few times...lol
Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:16 pm
by jackhud
With apologies for those of a delicate constitution
"Fart and give me a clue"
Humbly
Jack
Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:09 am
by Hood
"Your fathers doesn't look like that."
"Where's the rest of it?"
"Looks like a penis, only smaller."
"Wow, your last boyfriend really did some damage."
"This sure reminds me of my days in the church."
etc.