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Re: The Apprentice!

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:31 am
by slave alexander
Good Morning Little Miss Jay, and everybody :wave:

It`s stupid am and i have awoken from my alcohol polluted sleep, i got up like a shot in everysense, opened my laptop excitedly; where upon I realised the time and reality struck me like a wet fish round the face!! Hope your sleeping well everyone!! Especially you Miss Jay :innocent:

On a slightly lighter note, I seem 2b constantly doing this http://www.imeem.com/people/D6rBRm/musi ... one-remix/

which i hope nobody thinks is terribly arrogant of me!! I can`t help myself, I tink music is really important and without it I`d be lost sometimes! So Miss Jay if I may ask... whats your favourite musical instrument & or musician.

This is a bit of a side track from the apprentice admittedly!! But please remember its stupid am here ok!!

Ps feel free to answer any one who reads this i have no ulterior motives just curiosity- spread love woeowoe

pps this was the first record i ever bought (sorry for linking more music here!!)
http://www.imeem.com/flutterby3182/musi ... and-unity/

Re: The Apprentice!

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:31 am
by slave alexander
Very cool aria!!
I can just imagine u driving a tank, sitting there on something very distracting like a rude boy !! :lol: :lol:
Do you play the guitar or anything ;-) ?

Ps have u heard this guy b4? http://www.imeem.com/people/vNzYcj/musi ... interlude/

pps "I would like a piano"

Re: The Apprentice!

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:17 am
by slave alexander
ariareflection wrote:
slave alexander wrote:Do you play the guitar or anything ;-)
Bass guitar. :-)

aria
v nice! http://www.imeem.com/vibraonline/music/ ... y-inwards/

8-)

Re: The Apprentice!

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:44 am
by Royce
Little Miss Jay wrote:
Royce wrote:Do you think an aprentice tease would be fun?

Everytime you can see margaret,, constant cock slaps? lol
When you can see kate just rub the head?

Not long till it starts though
Rx
Hee hee, I was actually thinking of that myself! But I think Nick and Margaret would make it hard for the Apprentice to be even remotely sexual... :lol:

Little Miss Jay x
Good morning

Mabe the new Margaret will be a 23 year old hottie?
We will have to wait till next spring
Rx

Re: The Apprentice!

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:13 am
by slave alexander
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Re: The Apprentice!

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:18 am
by coconuts
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Sir Alan's finger is going nowhere near me thank you very much Alex. Have you seen the size of it? It's at least as thick as a courgette! :whistle:

Re: The Apprentice!

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:27 am
by Royce
U may end up enjoying a courgette one day

Re: The Apprentice!

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:42 am
by MistressD
ariareflection wrote:Ι'm gonna bite Sir Al's finger! :lol: Only Miss Jay decides my fate!!! :blush:

aria
Looks like another quiet Monday morning...

It's a shame that Miss Jay has to have a real life!

Re: The Apprentice!

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:44 am
by Royce
Good morning MistressD

Re: The Apprentice!

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:45 am
by MistressD
Royce wrote:Good morning MistressD
Hi Royce - how is everyone this morning?

(besides frustrated - I'm well aware of that!)

Re: The Apprentice!

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:50 am
by slave alexander
coconuts wrote:
slave alexander wrote:Image
Sir Alan's finger is going nowhere near me thank you very much Alex. Have you seen the size of it? It's at least as thick as a courgette! :whistle:
I think it`s more like a carrot or perhaps a bean, a parsnip at a push; but it`s its way smaller than a courgette!!
Don`t u prefer cucumbers anyway coconuts!! Or are you more of a leek man??


Ps did anyone see my beautiful 600th post celebration (please go back one page) Blimey theres some melons on that beach!! My cucumber was certainly aroused!! There was so much crumpet there we had to pack them in like one big vegetable soup :lol: :lol:

Re: The Apprentice!

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:54 am
by slave alexander
MistressD wrote:
Royce wrote:Good morning MistressD
Hi Royce - how is everyone this morning?

(besides frustrated - I'm well aware of that!)
I`m top bananas thanks, ready to peel :-D Mistress D and yourself?

Re: The Apprentice!

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 10:56 am
by MistressD
slave alexander wrote:
MistressD wrote:
Royce wrote:Good morning MistressD
Hi Royce - how is everyone this morning?

(besides frustrated - I'm well aware of that!)
I`m top bananas thanks, ready to peel :-D Mistress D and yourself?
Well, I'm at work on a gloomy Monday morning, but beyond that I'm not doing too bad!

Re: The Apprentice!

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:14 am
by slave alexander
I know what you mean about monday mornings, they suck! It`s not exactly gloomy here but it`s hardly sunny enough to rippen your tomatoes if you know what I mean!! Why don`t you think up some devilishly teasey scenarios 2 use on birdman if you get the chance!! That should help the day pass easier. I`m doing sod all myself which sounds great but no jobs = no money for me!!
Thats probably why i`ve got food on the brain! I`m tending to some chilly plants on my window sill at the mo,
I`ve also got a bean plant but I`m not sure if its edible!!

Any way mayb I`ll have another bash at my latest tease(although I`m not feeling very inspired after last night haha) *< this is in relation to my drinking and nothing else!! :innocent: *

Re: The Apprentice!

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:32 am
by slave alexander
ariareflection wrote:Ι'm gonna bite Sir Al's finger! :lol: Only Miss Jay decides my fate!!! :blush:

aria

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