Directions, which are optional/pick and choose (I'm very inspired by itslate's tease):
Before even watching the video, get yourself hot. You'll need to be pretty excited for this.
0-0:40 - lube up, but no stroking yet.
stroke to the beat! That's really rapid, like 240bpm. Get yourself ready to edge.
Each time they sing the word "kiss," hit the edge! They say it 4 times around 1:20-1:30.
Stroke slow, to the bass beat, until it stops. While there is only singing, you're not allowed to stroke - just squeeze your shaft and balls.
When they sing "my kiss" again around 2:25, free stroke. Get ready for your last edge.
When you see them on all fours with legs spread (3:15), hit the edge again and hold it as long as you can!
Free stroke to the title popup. The end!
OR
Western: Lady Gaga - Poker Face https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bESGLojNYSo
Because why not? Now remember: she will suck your cock. The camera shots, the gestures, the lyrics - through the whole music video, she's showing you exactly what she wants.
Directions:
Easy, just follow the beat! But you are not allowed to cum until you see her put her head right in the guys' lap (at about 3:08).
all i can say is stroke to the beat, and imagine her topping you. You wont last very long ;)
Re: Music Video Jerk Off Chain
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:00 pm
by CockPuncher
pb1987 great post idea! Ha I tried to do all the video's, but the need to cum/cumming keeps getting in the way, and my cock doesn't get along with every video... the picky bastard.
I have been meaning to post a video idea of my own for a long time and have so many idea's I thought I'd start with something simple.
Follow the beat, there are different beat styles to follow:
Clapping sound=light grip, stroke the shaft only
Regular beat=your average stroke
Deep base beat=hard grip, deep stroke
The challenge is the beat itself, make it like your hand is a physical representation of the sound. I'm hoping this speaks for itself for the clap beat and regular beat. For the deep base beat when you are stroking down, slam your fist down to your balls! Make em fly around!
Be sure to use lots of lube, tie off your balls, and do slow, light strokes to the beat. Then really tighten your grip for the chorus and double the pace.
Re: Music Video Jerk Off Chain
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2016 6:52 am
by arthurb
Firm stokes to the beat without cumming (else ruin)
Alizee. She's SO unreal sexy. I just don't understand her. With that body, that beautiful face, those amazing moves, just THINK of all the fame and money she could have gotten if only she'd gone into something other than pop-rock-stardom. Like, maybe, if she were to consider point-of-view blowjob porn, or really blowjob-AND-titjob-AND-fucking porn, then ya know, we'd ALL of us treat her as though she were a household name. But nooo ... I bet she regrets THAT life-choice now that she knows better ... yeeesh ...
