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Re: Saturday night fun!
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 12:23 am
by Little Miss Jay
MistressD wrote:
I have one bikini I'd let him borrow - I don't even know where it came from, but it's way too skimpy for me to wear in public (and I'm willing wear some pretty small suits). There's no way this could be worn if you were not completely bare down there... And I'd probably want some double-sided tape to make sure it doesn't shift at all - if it moved a centimeter or two, It wouldn't be covering anything at all!
I don't think he'd even be able to fit a single testicle in it, let alone both and that cock of his!
Come to think of it, I bet Birdman got that suit for me at some point...
Oooh, this sounds interesting... to be honest it's making me a little hot just thinking about it!
Little Miss Jay x
Re: Saturday night fun!
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 12:24 am
by georgecuck
Little Miss Jay wrote:
george, I received your photos fine... hee hee!
And as for meeting a girl, well that's fine. If it does happen though, I expect you to always put her first!
Little Miss Jay x
Well I always try my hardest Miss Jay!
"hee hee"... this feedback makes me nervous...
Re: Saturday night fun!
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 12:32 am
by birdman284
Little Miss Jay wrote:MistressD wrote:
I have one bikini I'd let him borrow - I don't even know where it came from, but it's way too skimpy for me to wear in public (and I'm willing wear some pretty small suits). There's no way this could be worn if you were not completely bare down there... And I'd probably want some double-sided tape to make sure it doesn't shift at all - if it moved a centimeter or two, It wouldn't be covering anything at all!
I don't think he'd even be able to fit a single testicle in it, let alone both and that cock of his!
Come to think of it, I bet Birdman got that suit for me at some point...
Oooh, this sounds interesting... to be honest it's making me a little hot just thinking about it!
Little Miss Jay x
I guess if being doubled over in uncontrollable laughter until you can't breath gets you hot, then I could see how this might work for you!
Birdman
Re: Saturday night fun!
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 12:35 am
by MistressD
birdman284 wrote:Little Miss Jay wrote:MistressD wrote:
I have one bikini I'd let him borrow - I don't even know where it came from, but it's way too skimpy for me to wear in public (and I'm willing wear some pretty small suits). There's no way this could be worn if you were not completely bare down there... And I'd probably want some double-sided tape to make sure it doesn't shift at all - if it moved a centimeter or two, It wouldn't be covering anything at all!
I don't think he'd even be able to fit a single testicle in it, let alone both and that cock of his!
Come to think of it, I bet Birdman got that suit for me at some point...
Oooh, this sounds interesting... to be honest it's making me a little hot just thinking about it!
Little Miss Jay x
I guess if being doubled over in uncontrollable laughter until you can't breath gets you hot, then I could see how this might work for you!
Birdman
I do love my man, and I like to humiliate him a little, but I don't think I even want to see this! The suit (what there is of it) is a really bright pink also... This wouldn't be Dominatrix Thatcher nasty, but it would be pretty close!
Re: Saturday night fun!
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 12:40 am
by Little Miss Jay
birdman284 wrote:Little Miss Jay wrote:MistressD wrote:
Oooh, this sounds interesting... to be honest it's making me a little hot just thinking about it!
Little Miss Jay x
I guess if being doubled over in uncontrollable laughter until you can't breath gets you hot, then I could see how this might work for you!
Birdman
I do love my man, and I like to humiliate him a little, but I don't think I even want to see this! The suit (what there is of it) is a really bright pink also... This wouldn't be Dominatrix Thatcher nasty, but it would be pretty close!

I meant thinking about Mistress D modeling it was making me hot!
For some reason I'm not turned on by a Borat-esque man-thong image! Although it would be a good laugh...
Little Miss Jay x
Re: Saturday night fun!
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 12:43 am
by MistressD
Little Miss Jay wrote:

I meant thinking about Mistress D modeling it was making me hot!
For some reason I'm not turned on by a Borat-esque man-thong image! Although it would be a good laugh...
Little Miss Jay x
Thank God!
I was really worried that you had contracted malaria or some other disease that would make you hallucinate!
And this suit is smaller than most of my skimpy panties - I'm not really sure where Birdman thought I would ever wear this thing! But maybe I'll model it sometime when I want to tease him!
Mistress D
Re: Saturday night fun!
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 12:51 am
by MistressD
ariareflection wrote:MistressD wrote:I do love my man, and I like to humiliate him a little, but I don't think I even want to see this! The suit (what there is of it) is a really bright pink also... This wouldn't be Dominatrix Thatcher nasty, but it would be pretty close!
I think we should make this task on Halloween.

That could be one scary Halloween!

They'd probably cancel the holiday in a lot of U.S. towns if you guys were running around in skimpy bikinis!
Re: Saturday night fun!
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 1:05 am
by birdman284
ariareflection wrote:MistressD wrote:That could be one scary Halloween!

They'd probably cancel the holiday in a lot of U.S. towns if you guys were running around in skimpy bikinis!
We will be inside coconut's cleaned luxury car with fibre-glass!
Then the doors will open... and SURPRICE!!!

The resale value on that car would plummet after that!
Re: Saturday night fun!
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 1:08 am
by birdman284
Hey Mistress D does handwriting analysis for our local ploice department. I don't know if there are enough different characters here to do it right, but if want to know if you are a psychopath or anything she could check it out for you!
Birdman
Re: Saturday night fun!
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 7:55 am
by slave alexander
birdman284 wrote:
Hey Mistress D does handwriting analysis for our local ploice department. I don't know if there are enough different characters here to do it right, but if want to know if you are a psychopath or anything she could check it out for you!
Birdman
I don`t think aria wants the answer to that question
http://www.imeem.com/people/55_GqV/musi ... nl-nuttah/
Re: Saturday night fun!
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 8:35 am
by slave alexander
Good morning everyone,
In light of my poor joke before i would like to dedicate this song to aria who i hope does not want me to disappear !!
http://www.imeem.com/people/LyOJic/musi ... disappear/
That hand writing analysis sounds really interesting tho what does it mean if your writing is barely readable!!
Re: Saturday night fun!
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 9:37 am
by slave alexander
Dear Little Miss Jay,
I did ask this the other day but i think you were occupied with more pressing issues.
Therefore if your out there have you any ideas on songs or types of music for a tease,
I`m trying to sort this out again at the mo, so if you have any ideas please let me know!
Thank you very much
slave alexander the great
Re: Saturday night fun!
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 10:33 am
by MistressD
slave alexander wrote:That hand writing analysis sounds really interesting tho what does it mean if your writing is barely readable!!
That usually just means you have bad handwriting! The analysis doesn't look at the words or anything anyway - we just look at certain shapes and if certain letters are repeated consistently or if they differ a lot...
There's only one good clue in Aria's sample. This isn't ideal - not enough variability of letters, and when we write things repeatedly, most people get sloppy so that can influence patterns. You can see that in his"y" - at the start and the end of his work, he completes the loop at the bottom of the letter most of the time, but in the middle the loops don't close all the way. He likely was letting his mind wander at this point -
Miss Jay, maybe he needs more lines!
Anyway, the loop at the bottom of the "y" is the kind of thing we look for. A wider loop like Aria uses is not typical of people who are hiding things - so that means that Aria is likely a fairly truthful person!
But this is far from an exact science. It's not even admissable in court in this state - police just use it to support decisions that they are making. Birdman says that it's a carnival game, not science...
One other thing - the way Aria makes the "k" in the word cock - a vertical line with, in effect, an intersecting "c" is a very feminine style. Maybe he wasn't so bothered about wearing panties out in public yesterday! And there has to be something about using a feminine letter when he writes about giving his cock to Miss Jay!
So, it looks like you are probably an honest girlie-boy who needs to concentrate a little more in the middle of your tasks! No serial killing in your future!
Mistress D
Re: Saturday night fun!
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 10:44 am
by slave alexander
Thanks Mistress D that`s fascinating.
My hand wiriting is so bad i often end up using block capitals when filling in forms etc to save the hassle of translating my mess!!
I`m just trying to find an example of what my f`s look like, if you`ll bear with me i don`t have a scanner here so will try and find something similar on the web
Not very close to mine, don`t know why i chose f, any way just smile and nod at me!!
Re: Saturday night fun!
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 10:46 am
by georgecuck
This is really interesting. I dont know how to post an image here though? Can you use one straight off your computer or does it have to be on some image share thing?