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hi, im new in here but thought i would show as well, im "5-5.2", im not very small, but i just dont think im big enough...*sighs*

Have you heard the expression, 'In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king'? You are a Gulliver among the Lilliputians.

Nika

Nika Ferlinghetti wrote:Have you heard the expression, 'In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king'? You are a Gulliver among the Lilliputians.

Nika

Ehm thank you Miss

You're welcome dear. Don't worry, I'm sure you're disappointing in your own, unique way.

Nika

taken down

*squints*

Is that a picture of you all grown up, maso? I mean, that's all you're every going to have?

Nika

Nika Ferlinghetti wrote:You're welcome dear. Don't worry, I'm sure you're disappointing in your own, unique way.

Nika

You think?, i really try not to. :)

How about my little dicklet?

Come on, that's Photoshop, no one is that small! At least trim up your jungle a bit, you might appear a little bit bigger.

Nika

Nika Ferlinghetti wrote:Come on, that's Photoshop, no one is that small! At least trim up your jungle a bit, you might appear a little bit bigger.

Nika

I thought about shaving but that would be tantamount to cheating would it not

Nika Ferlinghetti wrote:*squints*

Is that a picture of you all grown up, maso? I mean, that's all you're every going to have?

Nika

Yes ma'am, they're not getting any bigger.

smallbob, honey, trust me, you NEED to cheat! Hack and whack that jungle away before you jack the next time. Post a picture of you cleanshaven, so we can see if it helps at all.

And maso, what can I say. Does, I feel bad for you help?

Nika

Nika Ferlinghetti wrote:smallbob, honey, trust me, you NEED to cheat! Hack and whack that jungle away before you jack the next time. Post a picture of you cleanshaven, so we can see if it helps at all.

Nika

I know you're right Nika. I do definitely need to cheat. I will try shaving and maybe applying hot towels to see if that encourages the little chap. I also thought that gouging a few inches out of my stomach might make it appear larger. Add some smoke and mirrors (via a little bit of photo shopping) and I might even start to appear almost adequate :)

Hope springs eternal.

Nika