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WTF??????????

--After reading--

Well, that was very silly. xD


I'm happy to report that no, that's not me in the pictures. My penis is much smaller.

I thought it was a decent webtease, apart from the last two doors which creeped me out, but each to their own. Slightly offended, but not much. Certainly don't feel the need to complain.

And as for the which-picture-is-really-Diver1 contest... I guess the picture on page 90? Tee hee, I'm so funny.

Hey, I wanted this tease removed, why do you keep linking me with Diver1??? I've only just joined and all I'm getting is abuse from you guys!!!!!

Now I may be an overweight loser, but that's going too far!

Hang on a sec Diver - is there a prize for guessing right?

You have such a sexy way with words.

Ford if you guess right I'll send you a Prize

In all seriousness, you have a point.
I've never written a tease and I can appreciate that you have written several, and thereby done this site a favour several times over. So fair play.

I think there's a good chance you're lying about your gender, which I think is unfair because some people may be fooled, rather than going along with a fantasy for fun, which is fine. But I've made that point like a hundred times now, so I'll leave you alone.

And that tease was kind of fun. If I were you I wouldn't go around insulting sexual submissives by implying they have small penises - I've paid people to tell me that.

But still - no harm done there. I will now stop teasing you, and good luck with your writing in future. I just hope you're more honest about yourself when the writing in qustion is interactive porn.

Okay, hopefully that buried the hatchett somewhat. I don't want to ruin this great site by splattering a silly, pointless feud all over it. I think I've done more than enough to that end already. Diver1, whoever you are, be well.

Really - sorry to have prolonged this silliness. In future I'll try to be a bit more mature about my public disagreements.

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EDIT: Okay, I guess number 3. Now I'll shut up.

I am thoroughly amused.

Please dont get it removed :(
Although I dont know how the targets feel honestly, I would feel flattered about it. Obviously a lot of work has gone into it, and the attacks are not too malicious (ok she says you two have tiny cocks, but I thought it was done in a playful way...)
Its an attack webtease written from the pov of the 'persona' - real or fake- about a womans dominance over males. I dont really see it as flaming, more as a tribute :)

Also, the only way to prove anything these days is to use the time honoured timestamp technique...

I doubt that saying someone has a tiny cock is really malicious on this website

also, i know what size my cock is, so i couldn't care less what someone on the internet who has never seen it and never will has to say about it.

still haven't read it, but from what i heard i really don't care if it gets removed, personally.

Battletoads is cool.

That is all.