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shell wrote:oh, by the way...your mom called.....

That one would ruin it for me!

"Did you remember to wash the dishes?"

or Did you remember to feed the baby (or cat or dog, or...)?"

"I thought you locked the front door"

"Why is the bed sticky?" (As you get into bed)

"it's about time you got in bed."

"I want to talk."

"I don't remember that Hickie."

"Is that a rash?"

dix wrote:A game that can be played by saying the wrong things in bed:

Bedroom buckaroo.

Mount your partner in the doggy style position and begin having sex. Now make sure you're holding on tight and whisper in her ear that her sister / best friend loves it when you take them in this position too, and hold on for as long as you can.



Dix.

I think this one wins. still laughing, lol.

dix wrote:A game that can be played by saying the wrong things in bed:

Bedroom buckaroo.

Mount your partner in the doggy style position and begin having sex. Now make sure you're holding on tight and whisper in her ear that her sister / best friend loves it when you take them in this position too, and hold on for as long as you can.



Dix.

Or trying yelling out their sister/best friend's name

"Is it time for Mario Cart yet?"

"Can I eat at the same time?"

                                  A prial of phrases

Do you think we should repaint the bedroom red?

When would you like to meet my parents?

Wow, you sweat a lot!

"Zzzzz (snoring)"

"Is it ok if we stop early tonight. . . before you orgasm"

"oh wait, someone's at the door"

"And I thought your mom was good at this"

"Do you know what my ex used to do?"

"Oh I forgot to mention that I have HIV (or any other STD)"

"your sister/brother/friend could give you some lessons"

"I know you wish we did it more, but you aren't my only fuck buddy"

MistressD wrote:

shell wrote:oh, by the way...your mom called.....

That one would ruin it for me!

*laughing* I had seen an episode on Mad About You, years ago, where she did something like that to her husband, just as they were beginning to fool around. He was so freaked out and couldn't "perform" after that. *giggling*

I couldn't help myself and tried it one night, with Hubby1. It was like I let the air out of his erection. *giggling* I managed to get him back up.....but it took awhile.

Hey, that could be a whole new tease, huh? *busts out laughing* Get the guy hard.....say "mom" and then he has to start all over again. Sometimes I amaze myself at just how wicked my mind is. *LOL*

shell wrote:Hey, that could be a whole new tease, huh? *busts out laughing* Get the guy hard.....say "mom" and then he has to start all over again. Sometimes I amaze myself at just how wicked my mind is. *LOL*

That could be dangerous... what if he gets more turned on?

Some secrets are better left unknown...

Your sister allowed me to do it that way!

MistressD wrote:

shell wrote:Hey, that could be a whole new tease, huh? *busts out laughing* Get the guy hard.....say "mom" and then he has to start all over again. Sometimes I amaze myself at just how wicked my mind is. *LOL*

That could be dangerous... what if he gets more turned on?

Some secrets are better left unknown...

Reminded me of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-Gb-XBuO-w

Dix.

MistressD wrote:

shell wrote:Hey, that could be a whole new tease, huh? *busts out laughing* Get the guy hard.....say "mom" and then he has to start all over again. Sometimes I amaze myself at just how wicked my mind is. *LOL*

That could be dangerous... what if he gets more turned on?

Some secrets are better left unknown...

*laughing so hard* Oh......I hadn't thought of that!!! *draws a line through THAT idea* *lol*

dix wrote:

MistressD wrote:

shell wrote:Hey, that could be a whole new tease, huh? *busts out laughing* Get the guy hard.....say "mom" and then he has to start all over again. Sometimes I amaze myself at just how wicked my mind is. *LOL*

That could be dangerous... what if he gets more turned on?

Some secrets are better left unknown...

Reminded me of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-Gb-XBuO-w

Dix.

*LOL*