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You should not say "I am done with it"
"I am feeling tired"

Indigo wrote:Houston, we have a problem ...

"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

"You know this is a mortal sin, right?"

"Hold still, this will only hurt for a minute"

"I usually do this with goats"

my cousin is a mortician who married a mortician and she told me that the first time she spent the night with him he said " your the first naked woman that i have seen that doesn't have a toe tag"

hmmm how about...

sorry I had to pee

Indigo wrote:"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

I'm Batman! (okay to say during appropriate costume sex)
Ejaculate senses tingling!
I'm the best at what I do!
Spooooooon!
It's clobberin' time!
Kneel before Zod!
I have the poooowwwweerrrrr!

So I go out to the store to buy myself a new pair of shoes because my old pair of shoes had busted up when I was walking along I stepped on a slight crack in the pavement and then the heel just've must've came undone and I'm totally like I need a new pair because I'm not going to walk around in this old pair of heels and they were super cute when they were all in one piece but they broke and nothing really lasts forever so I simply had to go shopping again though I suppose I don't really need an excuse to go shopping cause I love shopping so much that whenever I even pass by store windows I can feel an itch in my wallet that tells me to spend money so it was pretty easy getting myself to the store but once I was there the place had so many freakin' options all over the shelves and I simply couldn't make up my mind from one pair of shoes to the next so I sat down and I figured I probably should focus on finding a pair of shoes that would replace the ones I bought so I thought back to the ones I had and they were a simple pair of classic pumps with the strap over the ankle and they were black and they went well with my Monday/Thursday ensemble and accentuated my August the 25th late night dinner party outfit so I looked around for a pair of heels that would match that description and you wouldn't believe it but I found a pair that had it in that color and they totally had my size and are you sure you're okay cause you're breathing kind of heavy and you usually last more than a few minutes before cumming but anyway I find the shoes and I want to try them on because I can't really make a decision until I see the shoes on my feet so the guy goes off to find a pair for me to try on and he's like taking forever digging in the back to find the size I need and when he comes back he tells me that they're out of the proper size and he's got a box with the shoes but they're half a size smaller and I'm all about his face tellin' him to respect the authority of my feet and then he's like oh my gawd I can't believe you're cumming and I haven't finished my story!