Re: Happy Birthday Banquo! Or "Wow Baby, You Are Getting Old
Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:23 pm
*pulls my lovely boy into my lap and holds him while I write* I am so very proud of you for touching it out despite not feeling great Babe.
Now on to the penalty! Well the night before I posted all of this, My little edge slut had a task of doing as many edges as he wanted over a periods of time. He had a few stacked up before ruining and stopping the counter. So instead of making him finish the time I figured out his average for the time done already and added that for every minute extra he had yet to do. Then to be mean I added 10 more for the ruin. Getting a grand total of. 135! Now you are likely wondering what the hell this has to do with anything! Well I decided that the penalty for each edge Banquo repeated would be 135 spanks to his soon to be very red ass. And if you are not good at math or are to lazy to figure it out that is a whooping 1215! Now these will not be given all at one time, and they will not begin until after he gets to unwrap his present from me sometime this week. There might be one or two other little things added in but I will keep that between him and I.
Thank you all for your birthday wishes and suggestions to my dear boy!!!
Now on to the penalty! Well the night before I posted all of this, My little edge slut had a task of doing as many edges as he wanted over a periods of time. He had a few stacked up before ruining and stopping the counter. So instead of making him finish the time I figured out his average for the time done already and added that for every minute extra he had yet to do. Then to be mean I added 10 more for the ruin. Getting a grand total of. 135! Now you are likely wondering what the hell this has to do with anything! Well I decided that the penalty for each edge Banquo repeated would be 135 spanks to his soon to be very red ass. And if you are not good at math or are to lazy to figure it out that is a whooping 1215! Now these will not be given all at one time, and they will not begin until after he gets to unwrap his present from me sometime this week. There might be one or two other little things added in but I will keep that between him and I.
Thank you all for your birthday wishes and suggestions to my dear boy!!!
