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slave alexander wrote:nah thats next yr! the big 3 o
had very nice day tah
spent it wanking eating and smoking mainly>> all went v quick and in a daze sat night was very very good tho
took me a while this morning to get my head in gear

how about yous lot xx

ps do you remember that car that blew up in elderado but it was blatantly wooden!

Fair play to you. A good selection of activities there. i took a wander around the National Portrait Gallery. For those of you not from London or England it is in Trafalgar Square. First time i have ever been there. Saw the Titian exhibition. Then spent a pleasant four hours drinking at various taverns in London before heading home.

i remember hearing about el dorado but never watched it as i am not into soaps in anyway unless i a being forced to sit through 30 minutes of blx and at the end i can feel my brain dribbling out of my ears.

what about me

slave alexander wrote:what about me

Yours was a silly answer. Unlike mine!

what did u say it is called bruce !

anyways me mate dave is on the way round so have to go soonish i will try and find the elderado when the car blew up tho it is piss ur pants funny!

My new toy just came in from Germany......

If you guys are interested I ll let you know how secure/comfotable it is ......

ariareflection wrote:Good evening everyone... i need some help here! Does anyone knows how this toys is called?



aria

Looking for some new toys Aria? That can be a fun one on sensitive parts!

MistressD wrote:

ariareflection wrote:Good evening everyone... i need some help here! Does anyone knows how this toys is called?



aria

Looking for some new toys Aria? That can be a fun one on sensitive parts!

It's either that or he's using a steamer to strip wallpaper

neo36 wrote: My new toy just came in from Germany......

If you guys are interested I ll let you know how secure/comfotable it is ......

That's an expensive piece of hardware Neo. Is it worth it?

dix.

Quiet on here tonight... No Miss Jay either.

dix.

Darn, the one night when I'm online and the tumbleweed happens to be rolling through Milovana Town

dix wrote:Quiet on here tonight... No Miss Jay either.

dix.

I suspect that she's just enjoying a little Dan time! Hopefully getting some more pictures and videos for her website

MistressD wrote: I suspect that she's just enjoying a little Dan time! Hopefully getting some more pictures and videos for her website

Yeah she's probablly sat by his side..... In the ER after she used that monster toy on him.

dix.

dix wrote:

MistressD wrote: I suspect that she's just enjoying a little Dan time! Hopefully getting some more pictures and videos for her website

Yeah she's probablly sat by his side..... In the ER after she used that monster toy on him.

dix.

"Well, I bought this new sculpture and as I was unwrapping it I got an urgent call of nature. Then the doorbell rang and as I ran passed it, I slipped on some bubble wrap and well....here I am"

coconuts wrote: "Well, I bought this new sculpture and as I was unwrapping it I got an urgent call of nature. Then the doorbell rang and as I ran passed it, I slipped on some bubble wrap and well....here I am"

Haha. I wonder how many times they've actually heard things like that.

Oh well. I'm off untill tomorrow. Night guys. Night Miss Jay and Miss D.

dix.

dix wrote:

coconuts wrote: "Well, I bought this new sculpture and as I was unwrapping it I got an urgent call of nature. Then the doorbell rang and as I ran passed it, I slipped on some bubble wrap and well....here I am"

Haha. I wonder how many times they've actually heard things like that.

Oh well. I'm off untill tomorrow. Night guys. Night Miss Jay and Miss D.

dix.

At least once a year there's an article in one of Birdman's medical journals about things that wind up stuck there. Ears of corn (with the husk still on), bottles, screwdrivers, all sorts of things that don't even seem like they would fit (or that someone would ever consider putting there). And a lot of times the article will quote the hospital report. They are always things like:

"The patient stated that he was fixing a chair in the nude when he slipped and lodged a power drill in his rectum..."

or

"The patient was cooking naked and is not sure how the ear of corn slipped into his rectum where he was unable to extract it thus requiring medical attention..."

They always start with some ridiculous thing to be doing naked, followed by either a really bad reason, or no reason at all for why the object got stuck.