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ClosetIdiot wrote:Should I be expecting lightning bolts any time now?

No, have no fear. Lightning and thunder is more a Zeus- and Thor-thing, the Christian God is more in the flooding and plague business. Just more effective, and aren't we all sinners, at least around here.

dtspam wrote:

ClosetIdiot wrote:Should I be expecting lightning bolts any time now?

No, have no fear. Lightning and thunder is more a Zeus- and Thor-thing, the Christian God is more in the flooding and plague business. Just more effective, and aren't we all sinners, at least around here.

Oh goody. Wait, I live in a flood zone....crap... lol

Hmm. as an aside, the whole 'no sex except for procreation masturbation is baad mkay' catholic thing is kinda like denial++. lol *busts out into Python's "Every sperm is sacred!"

Thor doesn't strike me as being very kinky (manly man and all...), but them greek gods...them I'm not so sure about. Hmm. Yeah, the greek gods were probably twisted lol

*tries to contain it...but busts out in fits of giggles at the type of conversation that is taking place to boost the posts up for a sex game*

ClosetIdiot wrote:Thor doesn't strike me as being very kinky (manly man and all...), but them greek gods...them I'm not so sure about. Hmm. Yeah, the greek gods were probably twisted lol

You bet they were, Zeus turned into a bull just to have sex with Europa, just so his jealous wife and sister Hera wouldn't notice it. He even was a cross dresser of sorts, turning into the Goddess Artimis to sleep with the Nymph Kallisto, who had pledged chastity. How that resulted in a child is beyond my knowledge of biology.

dtspam wrote:

ClosetIdiot wrote:Thor doesn't strike me as being very kinky (manly man and all...), but them greek gods...them I'm not so sure about. Hmm. Yeah, the greek gods were probably twisted lol

You bet they were, Zeus turned into a bull just to have sex with Europa, just so his jealous wife and sister Hera wouldn't notice it. He even was a cross dresser of sorts, turning into the Goddess Artimis to sleep with the Nymph Kallisto, who had pledged chastity. How that resulted in a child is beyond my knowledge of biology.

I read a scifi once (Ammonite by nicola griffith) with a world with only women where reproduction betwixt women was possible. (uh, did I say scifi? ) if i recall the mechanism it was like (psychic powers?) for cellular manipulation...or something. Fun stuff. But yeah, with our understanding of human biology that makes no sense.=0 So I guess both stories use the same Dues Ex Machina...lol.

shell wrote:*tries to contain it...but busts out in fits of giggles at the type of conversation that is taking place to boost the posts up for a sex game*

Hehe, good to know we are amusing...LOL. Its cracking me up as well, to be perfectly honest.

Mistress Jenifer wrote:*giggling*
Oh how many posts can be squeezed in before Wednesday...
Let us count the number

Btw;
I love my college on warm days... Its delicious

If you wanted to be really evil, you could dream up some additional incentive to get people competing against each other for the most posts. meh, tabulation would probably be more trouble than its worth.

hmm...college...young people....warm/hot...enjoying the view, are we, mistress? *gazes off into space remembering his last trip to the beach*

It occurs to me I could have posted this earlier and gotton more posts out of it. Thus in the spirit of the game, I'm going to subdivide my post topically into two posts (what i did this weekend, and today) as they would have originally been posted. LOL.

So, firstly, after deciding to do this and posting, the fact that I didn't have a chastity device kinda bugged me. So, over the weekend(Saturday to be exact) I realized that amazon sells cb-6000's(and many other adult toys...how did I miss that?). ooh. and I have amazon prime (free 2 day shipping, so could get them prior to wednesday).

So, enter 12 hours (possible exageration) of agnoizing do-i-don't-i...well, the idea of being locked is very erotic et al to me and something i've fantasized about for years (having one, even if not a keyholder per sey). So, very erotic, thinking about it gets me horny, so, end result of this is me purchasing my cb-6000.

So, various logistical issues relating to amazon's shipping locations and my living location means 2 day shipping is almost always 1 day shipping for me...so I got it today! yaaay! Its surprisingly difficult to put yourself into it the first time. (doing it as a sort of test run...plus I know I can taqke it off and get some releif tonight if I chose too...or I can wait and get a uh, handicap...as it were. oh the decision is delicious.

at any rate, man, i never spent so much time on one day waiting for an erection to go away...LOL. holy crap. finding the right ring/spacer thing was an iterative process. And my mental state and everything combined to well, i dunno, maybe 4 or 5 erections/chubbys to get it 'on' the first time only to discover the ring was a bit big, so i dunno, third time was charm, with a few false starts (some rings are simply too small). so maybe 20. It did get easier to...contain my excitement towards the end. So maybe every day after Wednesday won't be hellish....LOL.

Still, exciting.

ClosetIdiot wrote:

Mistress Jenifer wrote:*giggling*
Oh how many posts can be squeezed in before Wednesday...
Let us count the number

Btw;
I love my college on warm days... Its delicious

If you wanted to be really evil, you could dream up some additional incentive to get people competing against each other for the most posts. meh, tabulation would probably be more trouble than its worth.

hmm...college...young people....warm/hot...enjoying the view, are we, mistress? *gazes off into space remembering his last trip to the beach*

Oh yes... My second class of the day one of my classmates came in in shorts, tight little top that showed off everything. My first one was delicious too, nothing like good looking men and women in less clothing :


btw;
Lol @ chastity Cat

les wrote:

OHH MY Laughing
Oh My
crying Oh FUNNY! Hoot!
sick beyond all reason Les! but funny!

The question is, does it bite when you get hard?