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HI Alex

slave alexander wrote:Morning Miss,
hope your photo shoot goes well
please feel free to send me any of the pics, it would be a pleasure to critique them for you
or if there is anything else i can do for you please do not hesitate to let me know

what 'photo shot' I missed something

Yeah Miss Jay is a lingerie model
but don`t tell anyone

Hiya Miss Jay hope alls well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxR0JY-FMh8Paintballs Coming Home - Half Man Half Biscuit

I was looking for >>Half Man Half Biscuit - there's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
but cant find it haha

Edit i did find this tho hahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxDypJj70gs <<George Formby - Im a wanker

Hiya Miss Jay
hope your a ok



England have been "well and truly banjaxed!":-P

slave alexander wrote:Hiya Miss Jay
hope your a ok



England have been "well and truly banjaxed!":-P

banjaxed?

That doesn't sound very good...

Haha hello Mistress D
No its not good for England they are getting beaten at the mo but rain has stopped play so it looks like we will have to try and play for a draw tomorrow

But its only a game !! He types with gritted teeth!!
ANy way how ru doing ru still in NY

and Hi once more to the lovely Miss Jay wherever you may be


3 definitions for Banjaxed
1)Broken, ruined; can also mean tired
"Bollocks! Me Capri is banjaxed!"
"Jaysus, after that lifting them bricks all day I'm bleedin' banjaxed"

2)Broken down with little hope of recovery.
"Will you be able to get the car fixed?"
"No, it's totally banjaxed."

3)Broken beyond all repair.
fuck sake this things banjaxed!

Hi Alex! Sorry the English crickateers aren't doing better!

We just got back from NYC this morning.

I'm tempted to call Birdman's new lingerie friend and offer to let him model panties for her, but only if I'm there to make sure that nothing happens between them!

He says he'd be okay with it (he doesn't think it would be very embarassing since she already knows that he buys and wears panties anyway) But then I told him that I'd make him wear his chastity device and he didn't seem to think it was quite as good an idea.

I'll have to see how we'll proceed - maybe in about two weeks when we have the house to ourselves again we can try some playing like that.

What do you think Miss Jay? Would you let Dan model panties for an attractive girl if he was caged up and not allowed to touch her? It sounds like it could be fun to me!

Mistress D

Thanks Mistress D >. I think England are saving their best for next week at Lords (in London) because I`m going haha
I`m sure you will have lots of fun with that panty party idea!! Its funny how all the Ladies round here seem to be so skilled at turning the tables so to speak !! When it cums to pet`s dreams !!
does that make sense !?

Yeah I`m spozed to be meeting up with Miss V later, one of her friends is having a party so that should be good, fingers crossed

Alex, you seem to be turning Miss Jay's thread into a surreal version of Take Hart! or for the younger generation Art Attack or Smart!!!!!! (Childrens art TV programs for the non-UK residents)
It makes me chuckle.


Hi Miss Jay, hope work went well today.
Mistress D/Birdman, thanks for keeping us up to speed with Birdman's exploits
If you did go ahead with it, perhaps you could film it for Miss Jays website, or at least film the girls reactions!!!!

haha thanks C i think haha
i loved the big art attacks
and was it smurf that little brown bloke made out of plastersine

EDit no it was morph
and did the other one have the gallery at the end where the kids pics were on the wall
take heart yes i remember that i must be old !! don`t know what smart is haha in both senses evidently`

birdman284 wrote:I bought them, and as I was leaving, the best part of this whole event occurred. The salesgirl caught up with me right at the door and gave me her business card (another Lisa by the way). On the back she had written her cell number and she told me that if the panties fit okay and I ever wanted to model them, she could get a few of her friends together and they could be my audience! She even said she thought that it would end up being a lot of fun for me .

I’m starting to think that there are a lot of people around us who are into kinkier forms of sex than I had ever imagined!

Birdman

PS - Mistress D, what do you think? Do you have any problem with me modeling panties for a group of giggling, lingerie salesgirls? Seems like it might be the polite thing to do after all the help she gave me!

Birdman, I this story! Made me smile! I've only copied and pasted a section but I really did love it all!
Its amazing how that girl gave you her number- In England I think you would just get odd looks if you asked for help! hee hee!

Maybe Mistress D should phone the girl and ask if she could help her find panties too! She could come over your house with a tape measure and then things could go from there! I'm sure Mistress D could be VERY persuasive!

Little Miss Jay x

MistressD wrote: What do you think Miss Jay? Would you let Dan model panties for an attractive girl if he was caged up and not allowed to touch her? It sounds like it could be fun to me!

Mistress D

I think I would allow that! Although, I hope Dan doesn't read this! He'll be on the look out for suitable ladies!

I'm staying at his for a few days from tomorrow and we'll have the house to ourselves. I still have to work 9-6 on Monday but what would be fun is if I locked him away and tied him to the bed in the morning and then send an attractive lady round while I was at work. Obviously I'd have his key so he'd just get ball spanks and verbal teasing but I think that's enough! Obviously if he was a really good pet all he'd want from another woman is ball spanks!

Little Miss Jay x

Tired today after working the morning. I've been reading the forum all day but hadn't had a chance to reply until now!

I'm thinking about giving out some playtime tonight...

Little Miss Jay x