A recipe for semi-realistic cum.

[fragrantEmulsion]

Why would you want to make fake cum? Maybe you have a cum fetish, maybe you need a huge amount of cum for a scene, or maybe you want to do CEI but don't have the desire to after you ejaculate.

The recipe:

• 1 cup water (~240 ml)

• 2 oz of coconut oil (~ 60 ml)

• 1-2 tsp of lecithin (~ 5-10 ml)

• 2 tbsp of corn starch (~ 30 ml)

• 2-3 tsp of gelatin (~ 10-15 ml)

• Salt (optional)

Melt the coconut oil and lecithin together in a pyrex. (You can do it over the stove if you know how to cook crack). But I used a microwave. Dissolve the gelatin into the water, add the coconut oil and lecithin mixture. Whisk in the starch. It is much easier to get the emulsion to work if you have a blender, otherwise just use slave labor or something idk. The immediate should be a thick, warm liquid. At room temperature, it should be some kind of jiggly gel solid. At body temperature it is viscous enough to form thick globs, but liquid enough to flow.

How it works:

You may be wondering what lecithin is. It's an emulsifier that helps bind fat to water. If you have any experience making edibles, you'd know that lecithin helps bind the THC to the oil, which makes it easier to absorb. You can buy lecithin at any vitamin store, next to the men's health products, because it has a secret ulterior use. (Hint: it has to do with cum).

All other ingredients are common grocery ingredients. You may have issues getting the emulsion to form, the ingredient ratios are an estimate to be honest, I just kind of eyeballed everything. I struggled with getting the lecithin to dissolve at first because soy lecithin comes in these big granules that take time to dissolve. I think you can find liquid sunflower lecithin.

If you have found your mixture has separated, you didn't use enough lecithin or it didn't dissolve properly. A blender really helps. Look up how to make mayonnaise from scratch.

Use more gelatin to make it more solid, use less gelatin to make it more liquid. You could probably use wheat or rice flour as an alternative to corn starch, but corn starch is the finest powder I can find.

Ideas:

Exchange the oil for cannabis oil. Add flavorings to make it more palatable. (Or less palatable if you want to punish your slaves. Hint: oyster sauce). Add coloring if you want to make some kind of alien/monster cum. Perhaps a fragrance if you want it to be a fragrant emulsion.

Disclaimer:

I have no idea how body safe this is, but all the ingredients are edible. The gelatin is not vegan, kosher, or halal.

Anyway, enjoy, or not.

[YamiLoli]

Does it taste similar to real cum?