FB: Intern all alone in office

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I had this idea for a while. And feedback would be appreciated.

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Dude.... Your efforts are great. The Woman.... she looks like a cavegirl.... hairy scary. She's tough to get hard to. i could actually use this tease to prepare myself for chastity.... better than ice for me.
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billlr wrote:I had this idea for a while. And feedback would be appreciated.

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Big hairy pussy ... uugggh :weep:
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DUDES!
What is wrong with hairy pussy?

It's the way women have attracted men for thousands of years!

When women shave it all off, it's almost like they're EXPECTING to have sex.
That's kinda slutty.
I'd rather have a girl who has one so hairy that she actually APOLOGIZES for how hairy it is, and gives the whole "I wasn't expecting this" kind of vibe.
That is much more innocent than being all "clean-clean" down there.

I've had hairy.
I've had bare.

I prefer hairy. :yes:

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Thanks, guys.
Oops. I mean bitches." -Melissa from "Restaurant mistress".

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I think the baboons need some new chew toys." - Kyra from "A day at the zoo".
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Dude, if that's your idea of slutty, then most of the WORLD is slutty. Seriously, even me. :whistle:
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How about this theory:

Hairy = Dirty

Now then, before you shoot me down for being a hairy pussy naysayer, hear this! What do they usually say in advertisements for shaving creams, razors for shaving and that Nair stuff for legs? They always say that this product leaves a clean shaven appearance. The important word here is clean.

Clean leads to sanitary. And sanitary happens to be a big thing. There are cleaners to keep your desk sanitized. There are lotions to keep your hands sanitized, and small enough to keep in your pocket. A well sanitized room is a healthy room which means....

Clean = Healthy

So, while some people prefer the natural look, other people prefer the clean look. Let's see...where was I going with this?

Oh yeah! Due to the combination of cleanliness along with the importance of the bikini, the hairy pussy has gone out of style. Backtracking a slight bit, let's take a look at the bikini. Very small piece of clothing meant not really to cover the crotch, but more so to cover the vagina. Some girls wear bikini's that don't cover much past it. To wear a bikini, however, shaving must be done. Otherwise you've got some chick with hair popping out of her bikini, and that just sounds kinda nasty. I don't really want to see that.

So...even if women attracted men with their hairy vagina's for thousands of years (did you use wikipedia for that research?), most of those thousands of years were spent waging wars against neighboring kingdoms.

So, when you see a woman who shaves her crotch, she may:

1. Prefer a cleaner look to her body
2. Want to wear a bikini and not look nasty

As for Pam, I'm not bothered by her hairy vagina. It's her face that turns me off. She's kinda ugly in the face. Like someone just slapped an ugly thesaurus right into her nose and the words animal, appalling, awful, bad-looking, beastly, deformed, disfigured, foul, frightful, grisly, gross, grotesque, hard-featured, hideous, homely, horrid, ill-favored, loathsome, misshapen, monstrous, not much to look at, plain, repelling, repugnant, repulsive, revolting, unbeautiful, uncomely, uninviting, unlovely, unprepossessing, unseemly, unsightly fell out and stained her cheeks.

The rest of her, with the exception of her crotch forest, is pretty good.

P.S.
I probably was too harsh to Pam. If I ever meet her, I'll offer her one free shave.
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Makarov:

That was rather harsh of you to say that about Pam.

Granted, she may not be "Hollywood" pretty, she still IS "girl next door" pretty.
She still is "regular girl" pretty.

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Thanks, guys.
Oops. I mean bitches." -Melissa from "Restaurant mistress".

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Hurry up!
I think the baboons need some new chew toys." - Kyra from "A day at the zoo".
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