Indy's 30 Days and 30 Nights

[Spithe]

Best of luck

[les]

I am sure Anna can give comforting words

[dr.d]

good luck

[Salamando]

Good luck man! I might brew up a couple nice stories to "help" you out. ;) :P

[les]

Emm ... how to put this tactfully ....

FUCK NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

There was I thinking you would relish the additional challenge.

Looking forward to your reports.
                 and a successful whoop on October the 1st.
                                  Chuckles.

[AngelAnna837]

I have decided that I am going to be nice for the first little while....maybe ;)

After that......what was it Oscar Wilde said?

I can resist anything but...temptation ;)

A xx

[micheleFFS]

THat won't last.

[Nezhul]

this film... is it porn or is it a kind of art-house?

[green]

I bet ten
smileys that you can't do it :D

Anyways =)

Good luck indy.
Your thread is somewhat a motivation to try this kind of challenge myself. :)

~green~

[les]

what did Anna do ?

By my understanding everything Anna does is determined by you

[les]

chuckles
Just be careful putting the blame back to a female,
although you did admit it was your failing.

[les]

The Women's Rules

The female always makes the rules
The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
No male can possibly know all the rules.
If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
The female is never wrong.
If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
The female may change her mind at any time.
The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The male is expected to mind read at all times.
Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
The female is ready when she is ready.
The male must be ready at all time.
The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

[les]

This is a list of rules that guys wished women knew...



1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

2. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

3. Don't make us guess.

4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

6. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."

7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.

8. Dogs are better than cats.

9. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

10. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time.

11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

12. You have enough clothes.

13. You have too many shoes.

14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

15. Your brother is an idiot.

16. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

17. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

18. Share the bathroom

19. Share the closet.

20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

22. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.

23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

24. Check your oil.

25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

29. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

30. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.

35. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

[Snare]

#20 and #29 are honestly the ones females really need to know about.

Snare