A bit of preamble: I've already had quite an intense week so far, playing the HEH-game. I did more than 400 edges and 2 ruins in four days time, before finally cumming yesterday. It technically wasn't allowed. But I needed some relief before I could even think of starting this endeavor. I'll deal with the consequences there later....
well that’s presumptuous… Faaaaar bigger edgesluts have endured far worse than you to earn the right to be called MY edgeslut…
I mean I know that was an option in the set, but the set was for Zerg, so, again, it was veeeery presumptuous of you to assume that the offer extended to you aswell…
Well, I don't fully agree with Emily, as that set was also marketed as an everyone-set, and how was I to know that part was only meant for Zerg? And she told me to add that line about being her edgeslut into my rules herself. But fine, I'm sorry Emily.
Also…B-Tier… I’m sorry, what?...
Did you perhaps suffer some sort of seizure when you first saw me? Perhaps you were blinded by my radiance?...
Something certainly must have gone very wrong, for you to put me in your… “B”… “Tier”…
Well, yeah. I know how it looks, but, hear me out. B-tier puts you in great company!!! It's just that A- and S-Tier are reserved for the girls I've spend the most time with... And I haven't spend much time with you, so far. But I have a feeling that that's about to change .... So you might start climbing the ranks very soon
On to the tease itself..
Emily looked great in the introductory part. I loved the combination of "edge pics" and "only stroke pics", it's was a nice warming-up that way.
Decide: Speed or Pyramid:
I went with fast strokes. She mentioned I would have to do each option at some point in the set, and I figured I would be better abled to handle the fast strokes at this stage of the set than later. Besides that, it's just math: had I gone with pyramid it would have meant exponentially more edges, right away. Which would make each subsequent part more difficult. Having to stroke 80 times while possibly holding an edge seemed way more doable.
I opened the doors in the following order:
2 Pain: For the rest of the set, after each picture, slap yourself HARD, on your cock, balls, ass or inner thigh. It should sting, especially if you pick thigh or ass. (You pick where to slap after each picture.)
Play: For one month, start EVERY milovana task/set by teasing your nipples with ice cubes and then using your suction cups on them, you need to keep the cups on for at least one minute. When you remove them you need to tease your nipples again with the ice.
I'll go with play, you realize I can avoid this one by just not doing anything on Milo for a month, right?
4 Practice: Do your own eye contact challenge now… obviously no cumming, not even a ruined one… and you better do well!
Minty: Add a dollop of toothpaste to your cock and balls now.
I went with Practice. It was actually kinda interesting to do a set I've made myself. Obviously they're all pics I like. Unfortunately some of the links are dead so I improvized and did some of the other ones twice, I'll try to repair them tomorrow. I think I did fairly well, didn't let my eyes wander once and got total time of 12 minutes 35 seconds. Sidenote: Maybe add a hotlink to the eyecontact challenge, so other players can get to it easily.
3 Crush: Attach the ball crusher for the rest of the set. Start with gentle pressure, increase after each choice. Should be very tight, but manageable, by the end. (You may remove it when you take breaks, but it should be reattached at roughly the same tightness when you start again.)
Beta-stroker: Add to your rules the following. During videos, only allowed to stroke whilst there is censored porn on screen. (If you are using pure vision, it only counts when you are sure it is censoring actual naked asses/anuses, pussies, nipples/boobs.)
I go with option 2. One question though: that's only for this set, right? Or permanent???? Oh wait, it doesn't matter much, because of door 1
5 Over-stimulated: For one month this year, starting from a day of your choice, could be tomorrow could be in August. You will try and only edge from palming. You can get close without palming, but you have to try and make sure that the thing that actually brings you to the edge is palming. Also, during this time, you may only cum, ruined or full, if at least the last 10 seconds was headplay only, no touching the shaft for at least 10 seconds before you cum.
Under-stimulated: After the set, for one month, no stroking your cock! Everything else is fine, just no actual stroking.
THIS ONE!! FUCKING CRUEL IT IS!!!!
What part of "I can't edge by palming" Do you not understand??!!? And it's not for lack of trying, boy have I tried. I did both Headplay Courses ample times. I. JUST. CAN'T.
And then the other "option". That basically means a month of no cumming, A FULL MONTH OF FUCKING DENIAL!!
So you leave me no other choice than to VETO this. And that is something I'm not happy about
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You may either: Activate pure vision (or PuryFi) for the rest of the set. OR starting after the set only watch censored porn… for a month…
This one might surprise you. But how could I ever bring myself to hide Emily behind censors?? I'll go with the month. I've done it before, and afterwards it makes everything SOOO much hotter for a good while. Besides that, I know of a couple discord servers with more than enough pre censored stuff to get my kicks. Haven't been there much lately, since I started hanging around here so much. So I have a lot to catch up on.
But I do need to claim some room for bargaining here. I'll adhere to the rule when I consume porn, but when working on sets for others I need to be able to see everything. I promise I won't stroke for those pics or use it as an excuse to look at more than what's strictly necessary. I'll start on May 1st, the other month ones too, just to make tracking everything easier. (Small sidenote about the pics for this door: smoking is a big turn-off for me, I'll add that to my rules)
I'm gonna take a break now. As I said , I'll be out tonight. I won't be able to finish that video in time, so it'll have to wait, I might do it before bed, or first thing in the morning if it gets late. And I gonna need that rest anyway, IF I want to survive it. Speaking about that: how come that every fricking time I mention something I DON'T want, it ends up in a set for me. CH's, ruins, long-term denial, palming..... unbelievable, you bunch of bastards!
Okay, rant over. I'm actually coping fairly well so far, (famous last words....) Looking forward scares the hell out of me though, I assume there to be At Least another five doors. And thinking about what sort of devious things could hide behind those......
To be continued....
Fave pics so far (it's hard to choose when there are so many)
Well, it did get pretty late.... but I still went ahead and played the video anyway, I mean... of course I did
I was happy to find out it was a free form rlgl without a beatmeter, those, especially the double time high speed bursts, usually make me fail. With this type I have at least a bit of a chance to beat them.
I managed to stay away from the edge for the first fifteen minutes or so. When the edge commands came it started to get more difficult, and I spend the better part of the last 30 minutes on, or very close to, the edge, apart from the moments when the light was red. Throughout the video I kept wondering if there truly would be an orgasm at the end of this. Would Emily really allow it when I still had another day to go?? Would you be so kind?
Wait, Whhhaaat, is this really turning into a hands off task now? I knew it! Of course I get denied
Pull your pants back down and start stroking again.
No need to say that twice Ma'am!
In a moment your first Cum chance arrives
Yesssss!!! Wait.... First?
Cum or keep playing
I want to make Emily proud, prove that I'm worth being her edgeslut! I'll wait for the next one.
Wait a minute! Why is the light turning red, did I fuck up? Am I being denied now?
Second cum chance coming up
Phheeww, dodged a bullet there ....
Cum or keep playing..
stay strong......make...her ....proud....wait for....the next one.....
Did I mention there won't be a third cum chance?
NO no no nooo nooooooooo!!!! Please tell me you're kidding me, pleeeaaaassse.
BJOOOOOORRRRRN!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!
Sleepy, you stupid, stupid idiot!!! WHY do you always feel the need to be such an overachiever?!?!?!?
"I want to make her proud" FUCK OFF you fool!! AAAArrrgghhhhhh.
You evil genius. I imagine you must be very pleased with yourself, right now.
What's next on your list? World domination?
You knew what would happen, didn't you? You put out the bait, and I fell for it. Hook, line, and sinker. I can't believe I walked into your trap like this. I even suspected it when the first opportunity went by
I can only hope now that Emily indeed will be pleased and it will benefit me in some way, somehow.
I actually really liked the video. Some familiar faces, some unfamiliar, but pretty much all of them very beautiful. I like these type of high quality softcore scenes. My favorite parts (beside Emily’s of course) where Alina at around 20:00 (when she appeared it suddenly got more difficult ), the girl on the couch at 38 (very pretty girl and great scene), and, weirdly, the rock chick at 30, maybe it was because it was the first time the video stayed longer with one girl, but I really reacted to her. I also liked the redhead that appeared throughout. And Riley of course, but she had such a brief appearance it's hardly worth mentioning ..
I wrote this throughout the day, after each door/segment.
Bjorn wrote:Hope you slept well.
Given the circumstances I slept, fine, I guess. But I was soooooo horny, the moment I woke up
I started by reading your responses to yesterdays report. I do have some more thoughts, but I'll wait for your response to day 2 first. To prevent this from truly becoming an inception-like conversation.
I then went to fix the eye-contact task. Somehow they all worked again, must have been some sort of server malfunction yesterday. Btw, you do know it's very easy to make these tasks yourself? Just paste an image URL into the bar, add a red dot, and share.
On to the set. I started with the ice-cube-nipple-sucker task. I know I said I would start doing that from the 1st of May. And technically this set has already begun, but it just felt like the right thing to do. It was... interesting. I did two one minute cycles, and my nipples are nice and sensitive now. I hope this doesn't come back to bite me in the ass.
As you suggested, I decided to give the pyramid a try for at least the first couple doors. I won't promise I do that for them all, yet. But since I was well rested I dared to take the risk.
Assuming that you managed to do the cock hero without accidentally cumming I will, therefore, give you another veto now.
THANK YOU EMILY!
7 Pink: Acquire some panties you can wear… preferably pink… Once you have some, you may only wear female underwear for a month. Censored: Add another month of censored. Also, make the censoring more intense: if you normally do not censor bellies/belly buttons or eyes, then you may add that, or just make your existing censors bigger and more canceling.
OOFF, this is a bad one to get as the "first" door. I will admit that the first option does tickle my imagination a bit. I did consider it for a brief moment, as buying and wearing some nice pink panties does sound kind of hot, in a way. And I do want to go with the options that make Emily happy..........But.........BIG BUT. Having to wear them non-stop for a whole month? That's a couple bridges too far for me. This is the kind of thing I would need to be eased into. Like, wearing them as prep for a hot set or something.
Soooo, I guess all of this is just a long way of saying that I have to go with another month of censoring. And harsh ones too, to top it off. I actually know exactly what settings to set it to. And I also know exactly how much I hate those!
I seriously considered using my veto. But I didn't dare to, with 4 more doors to go..
Next door was:
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Instead, your only option here will be to either attach the penis gag for the rest of the set…
Or just use your veto… if you still have one…
Haha. Reeeaaaal funny. I went with the gag. Obviously.
Time for a break. I have all day, so I'm gonna take my sweet, sweet time. Besides, those pyramids make it much more difficult indeed, so I kind of need it too
Door 8 (LOVED the pics for this one) started with the second round of eye contact challenges. I found it to be a lot more challenging this time around. I managed to win them all in one try, but I got really tempted a couple times. I do have the advantage that I'm very familiar with all these pics already, and that I've done many eye-contact challenges before, so I am quite well trained in it. In fact, I noticed after this task that I kept focusing on Emily's eyes too.. Nevertheless, I was a drooling, edging mess by the end of it, those 10 edges for the last task were almost too much.
8 Foot-edger: Everyday, for the next 4 weeks, find a very sexy pic of Mia Malkova where her feet/footwear are visible. Censor it, make it sexy and frustrating. Create a gallery of these pics, offline or here on Milovana. Every time you have 7 more pics, edge once for each pic.
Sock-stroker: Put a sock on your cock, preferably a thick one, you may not stroke your cock directly for the rest of the set. Instead you have to stroke through your sock.
I took the liberty to get a sock and try edging for the next few pics first. As I had no idea how it would feel. Aaannd, it's not for me. So feet pics it is! Yet another month long one, 'sigh' . But for once it's one that at least sounds like it could be fun . I can't promise to do it every day. Instead, I'll do it first thing every time I log in to Milo, for the days since the last upload. Where do you want me to put the gallery? GCCG seems fitting? And those edges, that's only for the most recent 7?
I need another rest now..
I really liked the next part (door 10). The pics where very good, her pussy was visibly wet and that was so hot. But the writing.... the writing was GREAT. I loved her tone of voice and how she kept teasing and taunting me... Really. Good.
The edge pyramids are becoming more and more difficult. I'm going to finish these doors doing the pyramids, but after that I'm switching back to the speed strokes. After all, it was my first choice, and exactly because of the reasons I'm experiencing now... Each subsequent edge is taking me further into the danger zone, so the next choice wasn't a difficult decision:
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Holding: Hold every edge for at least 10 seconds. If you picked fast in the beginning, just hold it for ten more seconds after your last stroke.
Clamping: Put on nipple clamps for the rest of the set.
At this point. I must go with the clamps. I will start with the clover clamps, but I might switch back to clothespins, depending on how long it will be. I only took a very short break to write this down and give my jaw some rest, and now I'll continue with the last door right away. I know next up is the last eye contact challenge and one final decision... Wish me luck once more..
Okay, I was wrong, it wasn't the eye contact challenge.
6 1: Watch the following cock hero… WITH… pure vision turned on…You will only be allowed to stroke every other 10 minutes. So you may stroke for the first ten, then hands of for ten, etc. NO cumming! Also, you will add two additional months of only watching censored porn. So If you have already picked one month, you will now have to endure three etc.
2: You may accept a bit of a exhibitionist challenge. I will give you a set of tasks that you will have until the end of the year to complete. Don’t worry too much, none of them will actually require you to expose yourself… They're just a littel… risky. There will, potentially, be consequences based on how many, or few, of these tasks you complete by the end of the year.
No. Nope, absolutely not. Ain't gonna have any of that. I'm vetoing the hell out of this. At first the video task didn't sound too bad. 10 minute rests in between, I might just be able to do that. But TWO MONTHS of censoring on top of the TWO MONTHS YOU ALREADY GAVE ME?? NOPE. NJET. NADA. NIENTE. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
The other one, also BIG NO. This is not a kink I ever want to try. And even if it was, I live in one of the most densely populated countries in the world. And even though I live in a somewhat rural area, it would still prove to be virtually impossible to find any place secluded enough to do any of the tasks you proposed. And on top of that am I really not looking for things that require that kind of long term commitment.
I spend most of the day up until now sort of regretting I didn't use my veto on door 7, as I'm really not happy about that one. But now I'm glad I didn't. But to be totally honest, I would have vetoed this one, even if I had not had any left. Apparently I need to have a good think about what possible things could be missing from my limits list (that list is getting longer and longer by the day) I honestly never thought about something like this coming up in a set.
I must say that this is worrying:....
Also, choosing this one will give you another veto…… you might need that for the end…
What the fu.. What does this mean? I thought I was done with the decision making??!!?
Dinner time break...
I'm back, for the (hopefully) final stretch.
Wow, you saved the best pics for last! That red lingerie looked stunning!
Are you ready for me to give you your final choice?…
As much as I would love to offer it to you…
There is someone else that has asked for that honor…
Okay, cool! Who is it?
Sooo this is all for us today
Bye Emily
Ohh and, before I leave... be a good boy for me... and do the Minty/Practice task one more time...
Oh that's right. The final eye contact challenge, I almost forgot. It was very intense this time. I had to be extremely careful with the edges and take my time to rest in between. While at the same time my nipples where screaming to please hurry up so I can take a break and take the clamps off!! I almost cried when I took them off afterwards. I will feel this for a couple days. For the rest of the set I will use the clothes pins.
After a much longer than intended break (got an unexpected phone call while writing this), I'm finally ready to find out what the last choice will be. And who will be asking it.... In the meantime I realized something about Emily leaving and what that means for the rules..... I think I need to abide by my edge triggers again, aren't I? Only one way to find out:
Soo, in the end it is Mia. I kind of expected that. I didn't fall for her playing sweet in the beginning, I knew what was coming. She did look hot though, with that whip.
Option one: You get to have a ruined orgasm… But you have to do it following the instructions in THIS video.
Option two: You are fully denied for 3 days.
Option three: You may have a full orgasm right now… But you will then not have another one for a week… Ruined ones are fine.
I know I said I would accept the consequences if Mia wasn't happy, so I won't complain too much about this one. I went back and forth between 1 and 3. The smartest thing would have been to go with 1: ruin today and then I'm free to cum tomorrow. I had a suspicion about the type of video. But not knowing how long it was, and because of the fact I just REALLY WANTED TO CUM after enduring all of this, I eventually went with option three. I came. It was good. Nice to have a happy end...
I'm not really sure how I feel about this whole experience now. I'm a bit ambivalent. On the one hand, there was some excellent teasing. That video yesterday was brilliantly frustrating. Again, very well played. The pics were good, and the concept of the tease, with the doors and having to make decisions is, in and of itself, very good.
But let me ask you a sincere question:
Do you feel like this is on par with the things I have put you through?
Because I'm not sure I do.
I knew you were going to want some sort of revenge, I knew I had it coming for a while. And that's fine. It's all in the game.
But I honestly feel like you overdid it with some of these choices, I mean, just some sweet teasing would have been nice for a change. Or something less impactful, like choosing between doing 5 duels vs 3 rounds of HEH. Or between changing my profile pic vs making a fun banner for my profile or something like that.
Here's what Emily said in the beginning of the set
Emily wrote:But I’m not some sadistic domme, I’m not mean spirited
Do you really think this statement holds up?
Now, I'm not going to lie and say I didn't enjoy any of it. I did. I had fun. Lot's of it actually.
I know I made you do some things you didn't like. But I tried to not overdo it (I did let you take off those clothes pins after a few pics didn't I?). I tried to be like: have a taste of this. Instead of: let me shove this down your throat. Honestly, some of the options today felt more like the latter. ,
And I know you're going to say I could have chosen differently, but we both know that's not Always true. Door 3, for example. Did you seriously think I was going to spend something like 4 hrs with my balls in a crusher? And Yes. I know I've put in my rules that I have one. But I ALSO know that my rules state that I like Light CBT. Same goes for option 1 of door 2, that would have been a whole lot of slaps, I wouldn't call either of them light, really.
Lastly, I put you up with something that had long term consequences. True. But that was one thing. One, Bjorn. Just one. And I even let you bargain to the point that it barely even affected you. And I held back, I could have easily bombarded you with dozens and dozens of cum pics. And not to forget it was only for one month.
I, on the other hand, somehow end up with:
One month of nipple play
One month of finding feet pics
Two whole months of harsh censoring
One indefinite one: only stroking to censored videos in sets
Each of these on their own would've been more than fine. But all of them combined is.. Overwhelming.
Now, the truth is that my first instinct is to shout: Payback Time, the gloves are coming off!! But I won't. That would only mean escalation after retaliation and that's not what I'm after.
So instead I'll ask that question again:
Do you feel like this is on par with the things I have put you through?
If so, that's totally fine. I apparently got what I deserve and I'll suck it up. But it also means that I'm beginning to realize that I'm out of my league here. And I'm not sure I want to continue. Again, totally fine. That's just life, get too close to the fire and you might get burned.
I realize very well that all this may come across as a bit whiny, but that's not how it's intended. I just try to be honest. And post nut clarity is a real thing y'know. I'll shut up about it now. I survived, I came, tomorrow's a new day.
Final edging stats
Red: 3
Bare tits: 12
Bare Pussy: 4
Feet: 19
Feet holds: 19
Holds for getting to the edge while stroking: 31
Eye contact challenges: 141
Cock hero vid: 50
11 completed Pyramids: 231
Other: 13
Total: 532
What I ended up with from the doors:
For one month, start EVERY milovana task/set by teasing your nipples with ice cubes and then using your suction cups on them, you need to keep the cups on for at least one minute. When you remove them you need to tease your nipples again with the ice.
Foot-edger: Everyday, for the next 4 weeks, find a very sexy pic of Mia Malkova where her feet/footwear are visible. Censor it, make it sexy and frustrating. Create a gallery of these pics, offline or here on Milovana. Every time you have 7 more pics, edge once for each pic.
Starting after the set only watch censored porn… for a month…
Censored: Add another month of censored. Also, make the censoring more intense: if you normally do not censor bellies/belly buttons or eyes, then you may add that, or just make your existing censors bigger and more canceling.
Beta-stroker: Add to your rules the following. During videos, only allowed to stroke whilst there is censored porn on screen. (If you are using pure vision, it only counts when you are sure it is censoring actual naked asses/anuses, pussies, nipples/boobs.)
Well, I don't fully agree with Emily, as that set was also marketed as an everyone-set, and how was I to know that part was only meant for Zerg? And she told me to add that line about being her edgeslut into my rules herself. But fine, I'm sorry Emily.
I’m not too proud to change my mind in the face of sound reason, and, you know what, you actually convinced me with your logic.Yes you could have also asked, or put something like “I want to be her edgeslut” in your rules instead. But, you are right, your decision was a fair one… Unfortunately being right doesn’t always matter when arguing with women , so it is a good thing that you apologized to her anyway.
Well, yeah. I know how it looks, but, hear me out. B-tier puts you in great company!!!
Again, whilst I totally get your logic, I think this line of reasoning will only annoy her further. She is a diva, a princess, in her mind that puts her apart from everyone else. She wouldn't be fully happy even if she was in S-Tier, since that means she is still seen as comparable with others. So, to her, being seen as anyone's lesser is insulting, no matter the context. And having to compete with others is beneath her… But, again, I get your reasoning and agree with it.
She mentioned I would have to do each option at some point in the set
If it is this part that you are talking about:
I will give you a set of choices. You will have to do each one before you move on to the next part.
I meant that you will have to do each choice, as in choices 1 to 5, before moving on with the next part of the set, the interlude. I did not mean that you would need to do both the pyramid and speed one. In fact those rules were meant to be permanent for her. But now I do think it is fair if you just keep it for the rest of the set… If you still want to be a… overachiever… you can use the pyramid for the second part. (and it should be 6 steps, I changed it because I thought 10 was too much, most have missed in one place.)
I'll go with play, you realize I can avoid this one by just not doing anything on Milo for a month, right?
Absolutely! You could do that… But… do you really want to ignore the HEH game for a full month? And what about if you get new sets? How long can you ignore them before curiosity takes over? So, yes, you can do that… but do you REALLY want to?
I go with option 2. One question though: that's only for this set, right? Or permanent????
Ohhh, that one was meant to be permanent. Trust me, I would have specified the time otherwise. Bear in mind that this is a HMCP rule, so it would only count for videos that are part of sets anyway. That said, if you do want it removed, I’m sure we can come to an accord on the matter.
THIS ONE!! FUCKING CRUEL IT IS!!!!
Yes… yes, this one was CRUEL, I know. I would have probably used my veto there as well. Which is precisely why I gave you that in the first place. I wanted to be able to give you really awful options, and still give you “a way out”.
When it comes to the headplay part, I didn’t realise that it was basically impossible for you to edge. I read your rules and thought you were more like me. I generally find it extremely difficult to edge from headplay, especially from palming. But if I do a lot of it over an extended period of time I eventually start to get desensitised and then I can do it. It’s still difficult for me, but doable. In fact if you check my old rules, I specifically had a model, Carisha Maja, that was trying to make me do palming orgasms. I can’t recall if I ever technically succeeded or not… Still, if I had known just how impossible this one would be for you, I would have been a bit more lenient.
And then the other "option". That basically means a month of no cumming, A FULL MONTH OF FUCKING DENIAL!!
Really? You think you wouldn’t be able to figure out ways to cum without stroking within a month? I mean, think about it, you would still be allowed to touch your cock, hump objects, tease it, play with your balls… I’m sure you would get sensitive… or creative enough to cum… eventually.
Also, yes I’m being cruel. But then again you put these three kinks in your rules:
Games and Challenges
Predicaments
Impossible/Unfair play
Soooo… I’m really just giving you what you were asking for…
But how could I ever bring myself to hide Emily behind censors??
Emily wrote: Good boy
*Emily will remember this.
I'll adhere to the rule when I consume porn, but when working on sets for others I need to be able to see everything. I promise I won't stroke for those pics or use it as an excuse to look at more than what's strictly necessary.
That is fair, I pretty much do the same. Sometimes I just have to turn it off for practical reasons.
(Small sidenote about the pics for this door: smoking is a big turn-off for me, I'll add that to my rules)
Sorry, and noted.
Speaking about that: how come that every fricking time I mention something I DON'T want, it ends up in a set for me. CH's, ruins, long-term denial, palming..... unbelievable, you bunch of bastards!
This is the part I felt a bit bad about. The dom part of me just loves to push people's limits, always looking for the little things that people “don’t” want me to see. I hope you understand that I’m not actually trying to be mean, I just want to push you to explore your limits/comfort zones. So if I accidentally go too far at times, I’m sincerely sorry.
I was happy to find out it was a free form rlgl without a beatmeter, those, especially the double time high speed bursts, usually make me fail. With this type I have at least a bit of a chance to beat them.
This is exactly what I expected and was hoping for. I also prefer rlgl, partly for the same reasons. It’s just waaaay easier to control your own goon state with them.
BJOOOOOORRRRRN!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!
YEEEEEESSSSS!!! HAHAHA! This went sooooo much better than I dared to hope for! For a bit of context: This is honestly my favourite cock hero. I fondly remember the first time I did this, my experience was probably very similar to yours. It was soooooo frustrating, and yet I loved it. That last song and the girl on the boat, yes this is what gave me the idea for the duel pics, still makes me think of frustrating denial.
So, yes, I am very pleased with myself. And I am very happy that you didn’t know of this CH already.
Hope you sleept well. If you haven’t done the next part yet, good luck! If you have, hope you “enjoyed” it!
Drool, this tease is for you! It lasts about 40 minutes. I hope you like it. It starts off a bit soft, but gets hard pretty quickly. Let’s see if it hits your spot
Thanks for arranging this personal encounter with Bridgette!
I really appreciate that you collected all this material.
It started soft but - as foretold - got hard. That I was denied at the end was only appropriate.
The captions from 23:00 on were great, even better from 30:00 on when Bridgette came in.
The voice was good, but for me it can be louder and - meaner.
An idea:
- is it possible to control the stroking/edging more directly like with coloured bars ("now go to the edge!" - *blue bar rising* - "now hold the edge, pathetic wanker!" *purple bar rising... slowly...)? Or countdown numbers? Maybe not for the entire tease, just for a section. Or some red light/green light game? Just some thoughts.
Thanks again for making this tease.
Btw: 6:00: no audible beats with beatmeter
PS: Who came up with the Drool/drooling wordplay? Please don't tell me that this was the AI's very own idea. If yes, then they are already more creative than I thought and I urgently should get a plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
I only read your second report today, I haven’t been sleeping well lately, and I have a headache… That said I do feel like I need to address a few things today.
First of all, I’m genuinely very sorry for the errors I made when I made your set. Your criticism was fair and I did go overboard with a few things.
Do you feel like this is on par with the things I have put you through?
Because I'm not sure I do.
No, you are right, I did go a bit too far at times. I just got carried away and didn’t take enough time to make sure that the set was fair, given your preferences. Like with this:
But I ALSO know that my rules state that I like Light CBT
I 100% messed up with the pain tasks. I should have put the crusher in the second part and made it more gentle. Same with the slapping one, I didn’t really realise just how many slaps that would have added up to. So that is fully on me, sorry.
I tried to be like: have a taste of this. Instead of: let me shove this down your throat. Honestly, some of the options today felt more like the latter.
I will say that a couple of the choices, the two that you vetoed especially, were intentionally made with the veto in mind. As in, I wanted to give you a couple of choices where you either had to truly push your limits, explore something unfamiliar, or use a veto. I knew that you were likely to veto these choices, but I wanted you to at least consider them and, maybe, even surprise me by getting excited to try one.
However I did intuitively try to make the choices hard, both options roughly equal. But, in hind sight, It would have sometimes been better to offer an easier alternative to some of the more… unusual ones.
I also couldn’t know what your reaction to, for example the over-/under-stimulated choice would be like, without just giving you the choice. Like, for example, for all I knew you could have been dead against wearing female underwear. Similarly with the exhibition one. I wanted some options to be potential hard nos, but I should have paired those with more vanilla options. I could have asked you questions in advance, but I preferred to just surprise you with it. In hindsight I do also realise that I should have started you off with three vetos, specifically to give you a bit more safety to deal with the really hard choices.
So, to summarise; I made three mistakes that I, at this moment, fully recognise and sincerely apologise for. (“at this moment” meaning: I might well have made more, but these are the ones I currently recognise.)
1. I did not fully respect your limits and my pain tasks, in particular, went a bit too far.
2. I should have offered you more vetos up front.
3. I shouldn’t have made some of the choices quite so difficult.
I’m very sorry for the mistakes that I made, and I hope this apology will go someway to take away any sour aftertaste from the set. It was never my intention to give you a bad (or even nearly bad) experience.
Now, as for the long term stuff. You are, again, right, it is not on par with what you have given me. That said; one of the main reasons I put a lot of them in there was because I rarely make sets. I wanted to make something that would stay with you for sometime. Again, yes, I did go a bit overboard. But bearing in mind what sort of tasks you have given me, and the fact that you can still give me more in the future, I do not think it was that bad… I did go overboard, yes, but not by that much.
I am very glad that you say that you have no interest in further escalation/retaliation. Believe me, neither do I. But you will still have plenty of opportunities moving forward to tease me and mess with me, should you choose to do so. And I worked under this assumption when I made the set. So, whilst all the tasks you have given me so far might not be equal to the amount of long term stuff I gave you, I did, and still do, expect things to balance out over time.
But, like I said, I vent a bit overboard… So, I will offer you this. You may pick anyone of your long term consequences and remove it. After that… may I suggest getting yourself a lawyer , to represent you, and present me with descriptions of what you think about the remaining consequences. What do you like, what don’t you like, what would you like to see changed etc. And I will consider it and report back to you. Though I can not make any promises at this point, I am willing to consider reducing at least two more of the remaining ones.
But it also means that I'm beginning to realize that I'm out of my league here. And I'm not sure I want to continue. Again, totally fine. That's just life, get too close to the fire and you might get burned.
Ooooh no. Don’t think that the fact that I fucked up a bit will mean that you will get away THAT easily. You're stuck here with the rest of us now, whether you like it or not! … seriously though, you’ve been a great addition to the community, so please stick around.
There is one last thing that actually upset me thought
I realize very well that all this may come across as a bit whiny, but that's not how it's intended.
You were not “whiny”, and I will have none of that! You just gave honest criticism, and I could ask for nothing more… well… okay fine, you were being a bit melodramatic in that last part. But, given the context, that was very understandable. But you were not being whiny! And I’ll fight anyone that says otherwise! Including you!... Especially you!
You have been nothing but a good sport with me, fair and honest. Which only makes my own errors sting all the more. But I won’t dwell on that. I took some risks, some of it worked, some didn’t. THAT is the game. If I hadn't dared to take those risks, you wouldn’t have had that experience with the cock hero. And if YOU hadn’t dared to take those risks, the whole court thing would have never gotten started. You took a risk when you first punished me for “cheating”. And we, mainly you, turned that into something awesome.
So, in closing, no hard feelings as far as I’m concerned. I’m sorry for my errors and for going a bit overboard. I hope that we can resolve any lingering issues in a civil manner, and that I haven’t left any lasting negative impressions on you.
Thanks so much for the detailed feedback and the great idea
The session is designed to start soft and build in intensity as it progresses. I also intended for there to be dialogue with the Mistress after each video, though I edited some of it out in this specific tease (knowing that story isn't really your thing)
This week, I added the automatic caption system, testing different fonts and animations. Some still need minor adjustments, I want them to be intrusive enough that you can’t ignore them, but not so large that they obscure the video content. I took advantage of this video to test that functionality, using three variants: music + captions (22:50); music + original clips audio + captions (25:45); and music + original audio + captions + her voice (29:45).
I love your idea about the colored bars for direct control ("now go to the edge!" with a rising blue bar, etc.). I’ve noted it down as something to develop further.
Regarding the voice: I noticed the volume was too low during this generation and have already fixed it for future videos. As for being 'meaner,' previous goon-mode messages relied on a set of predefined neutral phrases. Thanks to your suggestion, I’ve added a new mode where the AI generates these lines dynamically based on her defined personality traits. So, if her persona is meaner, the generated speech will naturally reflect that tone. However, since I’m using a cloned voice of Bridgette (which is naturally very calm), the TTS system can’t add extra emotional inflection, it just uses the base tone of the clone. To get that harsher "mean" tone, I would have to use a different voice source.
About the beats at 6:00: I do hear them in the video.
And yes, the AI did come up with the "Drool/drooling" wordplay herself! The only manual script part was the final denial command during the last cumshot.
Thanks again for the feedback and for the suggestions.
It's a bit of a rambling mess of a post. But the site is really crappy today, and even editing a bit of text is a pain. So you'll have to deal with it.
First off, some random thought/reactions:
I'll go with play, you realize I can avoid this one by just not doing anything on Milo for a month, right?
Absolutely! You could do that… But… do you really want to ignore the HEH game for a full month? And what about if you get new sets? How long can you ignore them before curiosity takes over? So, yes, you can do that… but do you REALLY want to?
Well, I think I could wait for quite some time. You see, since I ended up being censored, I will most likely wait playing anything until I can enjoy it to its full potential. So unless I was told a set was specifically made with censors in mind I wouldn't do it. Same goes for the HEH-game, can't really play that if I don't know what I'm looking at, can I?
And then the other "option". That basically means a month of no cumming, A FULL MONTH OF FUCKING DENIAL!!
Really? You think you wouldn’t be able to figure out ways to cum without stroking within a month? I mean, think about it, you would still be allowed to touch your cock, hump objects, tease it, play with your balls… I’m sure you would get sensitive… or creative enough to cum… eventually
I might have exaggerated a bit. But not much. In my mind, it basically felt like a no touching rule. Maybe I would have been able to come up with ways to cum, but it would've been frustration galore. And I knew I wouldn't be strong enough to obey this one anyway. So it really felt like I had no choice.
Also, yes I’m being cruel. But then again you put these three kinks in your rules:
Games and Challenges
Predicaments
Impossible/Unfair play
Well, I can't really deny this is true. Guilty as charged, in a way. But I never said anything about such long term constructs. And the accumulation of everything felt just like too much.
I knew that you were likely to veto these choices, but I wanted you to at least consider them and, maybe, even surprise me by getting excited to try one.
The dom part of me just loves to push people's limits, always looking for the little things that people “don’t” want me to see. I hope you understand that I’m not actually trying to be mean, I just want to push you to explore your limits/comfort zones.
I can understand where you're coming from, but, I stand by my point about not shoving things down someone's throat. Maybe next time try to not go way overboard and push it like this when you're not sure whether someone's gonna like it or not. I mean, a full month of panty wearing, a long list of exhibition tasks? It's not reasonable to see those as introduction into something new.
And by going so overboard, you basically shot yourself in the foot. If you hadn't gone that far, I might indeed had considered some of these things.
In hindsight I do also realize that I should have started you off with three vetos, specifically to give you a bit more safety to deal with the really hard choices.
Yes, absolutely. You knew there where 2 that where almost guaranteed to get vetoed. But what if, in fact, I had already used them on other doors?
But bearing in mind what sort of tasks you have given me, and the fact that you can still give me more in the future(...)
But you will still have plenty of opportunities moving forward to tease me and mess with me, should you choose to do so. And I worked under this assumption when I made the set.
This is really not fair, in my opinion. Basing your actions on what someone else might potentially do, instead of what they actually have done..
I'll tell a bit more about how day 2 went by:
Starting off I immediately wasn't happy with the first door (7, the panties one) I had opened that day. And I was thinking: surely this must be the one the veto is meant for? But I didn't dare to use it yet. Now, I wouldn't call the next doors exactly easy, they weren't,( wearing gags and clamps for such long times really isn't, neither is another month task). But they were manageable, so I didn't need to use my veto. And while I progressed I thought that, maybe, I could persuade Emily/you to let me use my veto afterwards for door 7...... If the last door was an easy one..... But it wasn't. And that sort of became the straw that broke the camels back... Like, this ain't fun anymore.
What you should understand is that at that point I had been edging for literal hours upon hours, while also being gagged and clamped. And while those last two things make me feel very submissive, they also evoke a very strong sense of vulnerability. And it just felt like everything added together became too much.
While I am an grown-up and I can certainly take a punch. I would still urge you to be a bit more cautious going forward. You undoubtedly know how important respect for limits is in the kink world, but this is the second time you went past mine in a set (Unintentional, I know that!). Maybe next time, wait a couple days before publishing, pretend you are the one playing it, how you would feel, make sure you're looking at it objectively, be safe rather than sorry...
Ooooh no. Don’t think that the fact that I fucked up a bit will mean that you will get away THAT easily. You're stuck here with the rest of us now, whether you like it or not!
Ahem, that's really not up to you. And I still might take a break in the not-so-distant-future. But for now, let's try to resolve this mess.
-For one month, start EVERY milovana task/set by teasing your nipples with ice cubes and then using your suction cups on them, you need to keep the cups on for at least one minute. When you remove them you need to tease your nipples again with the ice.
I'm a bit indifferent about this one. Neither love or hate it. To tell the truth: I got the suction cups once out of curiosity and (iirc) to get free shipping. Tried them a couple times, wasn't really impressed, used them rarely since.
-Foot-edger: Everyday, for the next 4 weeks, find a very sexy pic of Mia Malkova where her feet/footwear are visible. Censor it, make it sexy and frustrating. Create a gallery of these pics, offline or here on Milovana. Every time you have 7 more pics, edge once for each pic.
I'm kind of okay with it, but like I said. Won't be able to do it daily. And again: those edges are only for the last 7?
-Starting after the set only watch censored porn… for a month…
-Censored: Add another month of censored. Also, make the censoring more intense: if you normally do not censor bellies/belly buttons or eyes, then you may add that, or just make your existing censors bigger and more canceling.
I'd like to get at least rid of the second month, one I can handle. I'd prefer it to be not too strict, but I'll leave that up to you.
Beta-stroker: Add to your rules the following. During videos, only allowed to stroke whilst there is censored porn on screen. (If you are using pure vision, it only counts when you are sure it is censoring actual naked asses/anuses, pussies, nipples/boobs.)
I'm not willing to add this permanently to my rules. Mainly because it limits/inhibits other creators in making sets for me. I can keep to it for the month of censoring, even outside of Milo-sets, but after that I want it gone.
Lastly, given that Emily longs to feel special so much, I am willing to add an extra rule just for her. It can be anything she likes, (within reason, BJORN) but it will only apply to content featuring her.
I will, should she want this, expect something in return. I think I have done my part in proving I can be a good edge-slut. Now it's up to her to prove she deserves my attention, and that she really can be the kind and caring mistress she claims to be. I'll leave it up to her how she wants to do it exactly. An even better deal than I propose above, a sweet task or set.. surprise me.
So, in closing, no hard feelings as far as I’m concerned. I’m sorry for my errors and for going a bit overboard. I hope that we can resolve any lingering issues in a civil manner, and that I haven’t left any lasting negative impressions on you.
I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed . (I'm joking, I'm joking!!, sorry for my lame sense of humor
As far as I'm concerned, let's leave this behind us. What (I) needed to be said has been said, lessons can be learned. And now, let's bury the hatchet and look forward again
Same goes for the HEH-game, can't really play that if I don't know what I'm looking at, can I?
Actually, it’s been working surprisingly well for me. Although you might need to reduce the severity of the censuring. For me it has been very arousing, and, mostly in a good way, frustrating, having to find the pics, edge for my trigger and do the tasks, all with Pure vision on. So I can recommend at least giving it a try.
I knew that you were likely to veto these choices, but I wanted you to at least consider them and, maybe, even surprise me by getting excited to try one.
The dom part of me just loves to push people's limits, always looking for the little things that people “don’t” want me to see. I hope you understand that I’m not actually trying to be mean, I just want to push you to explore your limits/comfort zones.
I can understand where you're coming from, but, I stand by my point about not shoving things down someone's throat. Maybe next time try to not go way overboard and push it like this when you're not sure whether someone's gonna like it or not. I mean, a full month of panty wearing, a long list of exhibition tasks? It's not reasonable to see those as introduction into something new.
And by going so overboard, you basically shot yourself in the foot. If you hadn't gone that far, I might indeed had considered some of these things.
In hindsight I do also realize that I should have started you off with three vetos, specifically to give you a bit more safety to deal with the really hard choices.
Yes, absolutely. You knew there where 2 that where almost guaranteed to get vetoed. But what if, in fact, I had already used them on other doors?
I agree with your criticism here. Anything I said in response was not meant as an excuse or anything, but more of a way to explain the “logic” of my gooned out brain.
Ahem, that's really not up to you. And I still might take a break in the not-so-distant-future. But for now, let's try to resolve this mess.
Sorry, that was pure jest. That is why I followed it with the laughing emoji and the sincere comment. Obviously you are 100% correct. To quote on of my favourite people on Milovana: "I'm joking, I'm joking!!, sorry for my lame sense of humor "
-For one month, start EVERY milovana task/set by teasing your nipples with ice cubes and then using your suction cups on them, you need to keep the cups on for at least one minute. When you remove them you need to tease your nipples again with the ice.
How about you just have to do this two times throughout the month, at any time you want? Like this:
- 2 times during May: tease your nipples with ice cubes and then use your suction cups on them for at least one minute. (no need to ice again… unless you want to.)
-Foot-edger: Everyday, for the next 4 weeks, find a very sexy pic of Mia Malkova where her feet/footwear are visible. Censor it, make it sexy and frustrating. Create a gallery of these pics, offline or here on Milovana. Every time you have 7 more pics, edge once for each pic.
I'm kind of okay with it, but like I said. Won't be able to do it daily. And again: those edges are only for the last 7?
That is fine, you do not need to do it daily. Just get 7 pics per week. You will stroke for the previous pics, but only edge for the 7 new ones. So on the second week you upload your new pics, stroke for the previous 7 and edge once per new pic. Week 3 you upload the new once, stroke for the previous 14, edge for the new 7 etc.
-Starting after the set only watch censored porn… for a month…
-Censored: Add another month of censored. Also, make the censoring more intense: if you normally do not censor bellies/belly buttons or eyes, then you may add that, or just make your existing censors bigger and more canceling.
I'd like to get at least rid of the second month, one I can handle. I'd prefer it to be not too strict, but I'll leave that up to you.
Let’s say that you get one month of “minimal”censoring, but, during this month, you have to tune it up to intense for one week. It could be at the start, end or middle, that’s up to you. But for seven days straight you have to use the intense setting. (I let you decide what minimal means, but nipples and female genitalia should be censored.)
Beta-stroker: Add to your rules the following. During videos, only allowed to stroke whilst there is censored porn on screen. (If you are using pure vision, it only counts when you are sure it is censoring actual naked asses/anuses, pussies, nipples/boobs.)
I'm not willing to add this permanently to my rules. Mainly because it limits/inhibits other creators in making sets for me. I can keep to it for the month of censoring, even outside of Milo-sets, but after that I want it gone.
I think it is fair to just remove this one completely.
How does this sound to you? If you want to reduce/remove anything further, let me know.
I'll leave it up to her how she wants to do it exactly. An even better deal than I propose above, a sweet task or set.. surprise me.
I don’t want to get you hyped up, but I do want to make you something nice in the future. Can’t say anything about when or what that will be, but I’ll update you on it when I have something.
I played it in past but I remember not really feeling it, I'd say thin mix of different games is not something I am that into. But I'll try to revisit it. I was not that active here or in CETR game, but I'll try to play it out these days and I'll try to play this set of yours again, and it might leave a better impression once I really get into it and I'll let you know how it goes. Thanks!
I really appreciate the effort and this was a new experience for me, but it felt a bit too slow that I got bored along the way. Either case Aidra was incredible tease and left me denied which was frustrating but it is all part of her program.
Thanks! Also, I have not found any rules on your side. Do you have any?
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Big improvement with the voice. But I wouldn't mind a meaner one. It's the effect that counts.
My favourite part was the first two minutes of the Bridgette clip (https://pixeldrain.com/u/iZvD9MAp), where the music intensifies and draws you into the action.
While I'm still puzzled by the AI's (especially: wordplay) abilites, maybe it's the right time to get a bit petty, so it doesn't become too proud.
Everything still feels a bit random. Every good tease/CH/JOI should have an underlying structure with slowly rising intensity. I guess the AI knows this already but struggles to express it with words and captions alone. Maybe the planned graphic elements well help?
About the beats at 6:00: I do hear them in the video.
Yes, now I hear them too. Very quiet. Sorry. Blame my ears. I guess I lost some frequency ranges.
After playing it out second time it was a bit more interesting since I am now actively playing CTER, and Ivy requiring faster strokes with each section really worked me up nicely just to deny me at the end, cruel. I've enjoyed it more than first time, but as I already said I am not a huge fan of playing game in game.
Thanks again!
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Core Stroke Rules:
Blowjob / Oral / Deepthroat images or GIFs: 30 strokes per image (slow to medium, focus on the head for the last 5).
Pussy / Ass tease or close-up: 20 strokes per image (tight grip).
Cumshot / Creampie / Facial: 40 strokes per image (+10 extra if messy/big load).
Feet / Legs / High heels: 15 strokes per image (kiss the screen).
Handjob / Titjob / Body tease: 25 strokes per image.
Dominant / Teasing / JOI / Captioned images: Follow any instructions (within limits). Default 25 strokes if none.
Every 5th image in the set: +10 extra strokes.
Denial & Release:
No automatic edging unless the set says so.
Ruins only on strong cumshot sets or if commanded.
Full orgasm only with explicit permission.
Hard Limits (Please respect):
No blood, pain, scat, piss, vomit, hardcore BDSM.
No sissy, forced bi, crossdressing or related humiliation.
No real public exposure or unsafe tasks.
Glad that you posted your rules, and welcome! If you want to recieve a set, would say that you need to create one for someone else first. Think of it as a buy in . Once you do that, I’m sure someone will make something for you!
This set was really one of the longer ones. I loved it but the cum pics at the end where really hot so i was not able to take all edges at ones and starting again at almost the end of the set wasnt really fun.
For the ending... i didnt even edge close to 50 times so...yeah was a bummer
I like the cum on pussy the most so here are 5 pics.
I’m Tessa, and I am a goon genie! thank you for letting me out! In return, I’ll offer you 3 wishes! imagine…you can finally achieve your dreams! While most people would wish for money…power…infinite life…I know what you really want. And it’s none of those things! That’s why I am here!
Also, there is an extra rule. For every picture, rank it from 1(bad) to 10 (awesome)! that is the number of strokes you must do at a minimum. If these strokes make you edge, you must hold it.After that, you can use your normal rules. And for favorites, it is 1 to 20.
Oh, and one more thing. Choose wisely. You only get 3 wishes…and what you wish for may not be always what it seems!
Hubby, there you are! We are going to be late for our date!
You know...the one with..Rodrigo? Your cock was always too small..so we agreed that I can go on dates...
Do you think that Rodrigo will like this thong? He did last time...
Or this dress? He said the color is great for my eyes...don't you agree? Edge if you do.
Now, Rodrigo and I are gonna be noisy...but you can do what you always do...
and just stand in the corner and stroke...just like the loser cuck you are!
I'm ready to go! Do you have the keys? You can drive us... A poof of smoke interrupts you..
You greedy man! You cannot wish for more wishes! For that…you have pissed me off! You have pissed off Tessa! Follow the instructions below, but do not cum. https://spankbang.com/8c8m3/video/joi
I wish to see how humans live 1000 years in the future
The future...
which looks kinda like the present..
Did the goon genie screw up? She is very unreliable...
Excuse me…why are you here? Your cock size is in violation of the bbc act passed in the year 3199. Only black cocks that are 8 inches or larger are allowed in public. And you…aren’t that! So you will have to come with me to be punished by the queen of spades! The police officer puts you in chastity...and then drops you off at the Queen of Spades' castle. You go inside...
Ah. There you are! I am the Queen of Spades... and you must be a traveler from the past!
Oh...come on. Do not be surprised. You are 1000 years in the future! We know about time travel...goon genies...and all of that other stuff. That is not a surprise to us. But what will be a surprise...is what you decide to do next.
Will you live with us..and learn our ways? Or will do decide to go back to the past that you know? Before you can talk to the queen of Spades...the goon genie appears...
Or maybe you could work me out like this…
Wouldn’t this be a perfect position for me?
Helpless..I want this!
Or could you buy me a machine?
One that you can tie me on and leave me to orgasm my brains out
Or give me a dildo to bounce on.
Or course…these are just my ideas…
Just my thoughts.
I’m sure you have some ideas too…
Meaner ideas..
But I’ll do whatever you want…
It looks like you are done with your 3 wishes! Wasn’t this fun? But..that’s not all! I’ve decided that I’ll send you back to the wish of your choice for a little while! I’m sure they will have things for you to do so choose wisely. You can only pick one that you have wished…
you know what is happening behind that door. You cannot watch for now, but you know what you need to do to see it.
Homework task: Start the video below. start it, but Do not watch it. (put it in another tab, but let the sound play. Lock yourself in chasisty, and Find 40 pictures of Lena Paul that you like. Edge for each one. once you are done, you can then watch the rest of the video.[/i]
I don't know where you went after you dissapeared, so I came to your house! I hope you don't mind. So what ideas do you have for me?
Task: For the next 24 hours, you can only stroke or edge to bdsm videos or pictures. After 24 hours, you can come back here...
I knew you'd come back! But if you are going to live here...you will have to learn some things.
Task: Use the link below, and draw a card. You must watch an interracial video of your choosing, and edge for it the number of times of the card (Face cards are wild, edge as much as you want). Repeat until the deck is gone or you give up. You can cum to the video if you get a queen of spades. https://www.random.org/playing-cards/
Really? Me? I can't believe it! Well..the only way to let me go free is to have a full orgasm...after you edge 10 times to each of your favorites...you can do that, right?