Pin-Dick Humiliation With Princess Ashley

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Re: Pin-Dick Humiliation With Princess Ashley

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I am a pin-dicked loser, please make fun of me

Stranger 2: pin-dicked?

Stranger 1: Lol at you

Stranger 2: what does that mean?

Stranger 2: small as a pin?

Stranger 1: Has a tiny penis

Stranger 2: what do your balls look like? damn

Stranger 1: Lmao

Stranger 2: maybe you're a chick op?

Stranger 2: ever thought of that?

Stranger 2: maybe it's a clit

Stranger 2: and there are no balls

Stranger 1: Mayybe

Stranger 2: i'm very concerned about the balls

Stranger 1: Maybe hes like a hermaphrodite?

Stranger 2: yeah!

Stranger 2: i wish op could tell use more

Stranger 2: what a loser

Stranger 2 has disconnected
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Re: Pin-Dick Humiliation With Princess Ashley

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This went a bit awry. The tease says spend 20 minutes on each question. Asking over and over again, right? Only, I managed to spark a proper conversation...
Question to discuss:
My penis is 7 inches when hard, is this small?

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: Not really?

Stranger 1: 10 feet is big, everything else is small

Stranger 2: Idk. I'm a girl.

Stranger 2: I like that idea.

Stranger 1: WELL THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A WHORE

Stranger 2: LEARNT IT FROM YOUR MOM

Stranger 1: hey thats not nice

Stranger 1: you take that back

Stranger 2: I'm sorry. I take that back.

Stranger 1: thanks whore

Stranger 2: you're welcome, cunt.

Stranger 1: anytim

Stranger 1: e

Stranger 1: fuck

Stranger 2: le fail.
I then watched the conversation twist and turn for another hour and a quarter. About 50 minutes in...
Stranger 2: Dude you think the guy who wrote that question is still reading this?

Stranger 1: lmfao

Stranger 1: i forgot about that
Anyway, to cut a long conversation short, they ended up exchanging Skype IDs. It's lovely when a pin-dick can bring people together.
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Re: Pin-Dick Humiliation With Princess Ashley

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Question to discuss:
I am a pin-dicked loser, please make fun of me

Stranger 2: hi

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 1: hi

Stranger 2: spy is a pin-dicked loser, let's make fun of him

Stranger 1: sure

Stranger 1: spy must be a masochist or something

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 2: a sorry excuse for a mech pilot

Stranger 2: some inner sphere stravag

Stranger 1: ...?

Stranger 1: i dont get the reference

Stranger 2: you don't know much about battletech, quineg?

Stranger 1: no

Stranger 1: never heard of it

Stranger 2: you sorry excuse for a mech pilot

Stranger 1 has disconnected
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Re: Pin-Dick Humiliation With Princess Ashley

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My penis is very tiny, could I satisfy a woman?

Stranger 2: A very tiny woman.
Stranger 2: Internet high five.
Stranger 1: :D
My penis is very tiny, could I satisfy a woman?

Stranger 1: Not this one.
Stranger 1: I like big dick
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Re: Pin-Dick Humiliation With Princess Ashley

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I am a pin-dicked loser, please make fun of me

Stranger 2: haha look at his pin-dick

Stranger 1: ha ha!!

Stranger 2: what a loser! who has a pin-dick these days? wait...whats a pin?

Stranger 1: dunno =/

Stranger 1: keep laughing at him

Stranger 2: hmm...okay

Stranger 2: harharrddyy har har har

Stranger 1: pin dick huh?

Stranger 2: Pop ALL the balloons!

Stranger 1: pick a lock!!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rLHsbMeUqUo/T ... s_jpg2.jpg

My penis is very tiny, could I satisfy a woman?

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 1: with your tongue

Stranger 2: like that dog

Stranger 2: what was his name

Stranger 1: yep

Stranger 2: use your mouth and fingers

Stranger 1: and put it in my mouth :) unless your asian ><

Stranger 1: then get that shit away from me

Stranger 2: well tiny dicks only come from asia

Stranger 1: hahah yep thats what i meant

Stranger 1: or this kid could be like 12

Stranger 2: that too

Stranger 1: yeppp

Stranger 1: wbu

Stranger 1: ?

Stranger 1: big one ?

Stranger 1: ahaha ;)

Stranger 2: 7 inches, not huge

Stranger 2: but enough

Stranger 1: aww yer ;)

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: not likely

Stranger 1: just eat her pussy

Stranger 2: well not with your penis

Stranger 2: yea with your tongue

Stranger 1: om nom nom nom nom pussy

Stranger 2: i am good at eating cunt

Stranger 1: and then fuck her in the butt

Stranger 2: if she'll let you!

Stranger 1: bitches love getting fucked in the butt

Stranger 2: not in my experience

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Stranger 2: tongue

Stranger 1: yes ofcourse

Stranger 2: vibrators

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: no you caant

Stranger 1: you dont need a dick to satisfy a woman

Stranger 2: yes you do

Stranger 2: well to satisfy me

Stranger 1: youre not thinking creatively

Stranger 2: no i dont want balls

Stranger 1: lmao i wasnt saying that

Stranger 2: what were you saying then

Stranger 1: tongue, hands, etc.

Stranger 2: oh yummy

Stranger 1: how do you think two girls get each other off

Stranger 2: by looking at me

Stranger 1: fair enough

Stranger 2: ;P

Stranger 1: but yes, asker person

Stranger 1: have faith

Stranger 2: strap on

Stranger 1: you were cursed with a small penis, but do not let that curse affect you

Stranger 1: that too

Stranger 1: theres an easy fix for anything

Stranger 2: k your q has been answered now

Stranger 2: bye mysteriu=ous sexy person

Stranger 1: same to you

Stranger 2: xx

Stranger 1 has disconnected
Enter a question:

I am a pin-dicked loser, should I give my girlfriend a freedom to cukold me, cause I cannot satisfy her nor any other girl?

Stranger 1: if it will make you cum yeah

Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 1: have your gf force to make you smell her ass

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Stranger 1: get castrated

Stranger 2: .
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Re: Pin-Dick Humiliation With Princess Ashley

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Stranger 2: tiny
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 1: T-I-N-Y
Stranger 2: like an asian
Stranger 1: you better cut it off completely
Stranger 1: its useless anyways
Stranger 2: no one wants it
Stranger 2: they need tweezers and a magnifying glass
Stranger 1: yeah
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Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 2: OK
Stranger 1: go find a girl to do this for you
Stranger 2: hahahahahhahahahhahahaaha
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Re: Pin-Dick Humiliation With Princess Ashley

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How I do to upload a picture?
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Re: Pin-Dick Humiliation With Princess Ashley

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Trans wrote:How I do to upload a picture?

shell gave good instructions here

http://www.milovana.com/forum/viewtopic ... 918#p78664
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Re: Pin-Dick Humiliation With Princess Ashley

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Re: Pin-Dick Humiliation With Princess Ashley

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
my penis is about 6 inches when hard, is this small?
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2: sure.
Stranger 1: it's very small
Stranger 1: my dogs penis is bigger.
Stranger 2: oh. my cat is a female..
Stranger 2: so i cant compare to my pet
Stranger 1: hahaha
Stranger 1: this guy's just really pathetic.
Stranger 2: i totally agree.
Stranger 2: it's probably some old creeper.
Stranger 1: yeaaaaah haha
Stranger 1: that happens when you always stay single
Stranger 2 has disconnected
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
I am a pin-dicked loser, please make fun of me
Stranger 2: you did that already
Stranger 2 has disconnected
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
I am a pin-dicked loser, please make fun of me
Stranger 1: Haha.
Stranger 2: PIN DICKED LOSER
Stranger 2: YOU WILL NEVER FIND LOVE
Stranger 2: is that okay?
Stranger 2 has disconnected
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
My penis is very tiny, could I satisfy a woman?
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2: with a dildo
Stranger 1: if u tried
Stranger 1: really really hard
Stranger 1: really hard
Stranger 2: and had a dildo
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 2: and called yourself mary
Stranger 1: and the woman wuld have to b a midgett
Stranger 1: a veeery small midgett
Stranger 2: a baby midget from pakistan
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2: but then they might stone you
Stranger 1: true
Stranger 2: and that might make you hot
Stranger 1: it might
Stranger 2: allah might grant you a mighty penis
Stranger 1: true that
Stranger 1: thats worth being stoned
Stranger 1: praise allah!!! lalalalalalalalalala
Stranger 2: i used to have a 12 foot penis but i lost it in the desert
Stranger 1: OMG me too!
Stranger 2: it was either penis or rpg
Stranger 1: YES
Stranger 1: haha
Stranger 2: you're a trans dont lie
Stranger 1: indeed i am
Stranger 2: i am too
Stranger 2: infact i have switched genders 15 times
Stranger 1: i cut my pee pee off when i was broed one day
Stranger 2: so i don't know what i am
Stranger 1 has disconnected
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
My penis is very tiny, could I satisfy a woman?
Stranger 2: of course
Stranger 1: totally. Just use a strapp on like i doo.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
My penis is very tiny, could I satisfy a woman?
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2: sry bro
Stranger 1: used a dildo
Stranger 1: your tongue
Stranger 1: your cash
Stranger 2: cash in pussy is right
Stranger 1: haha
Stranger 1: well do you know that women have more orgasms with rich ppl ?
Stranger 1: do you know why ?
Stranger 1: turns out it's easy to relax when u don't have to worry about what to eat
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: true
Stranger 1: not joking they actually studied that
Stranger 2: wtf
Stranger 2: sucks
Stranger 1: maybe
Stranger 1: u just need $ dude
Stranger 2: i am a poor guy T_T
Stranger 1: anyway she will still cheat on you
Stranger 1: wait i have a solution
Stranger 1: go to south korea
Stranger 2: well dont care if i still bang here xD
Stranger 1: average penis 3.8 "
Stranger 2: xD
Stranger 1: u can google that
Stranger 1: not a joke
Stranger 1: makes me feel proud of my 6 @
Stranger 2: xD
Stranger 1: where i live the average is about 4. something
Stranger 2: black ppl's average must be really high
Stranger 1: depends
Stranger 1: highest is in ecuador
Stranger 1: 7.1
Stranger 1: they are pretty poor and stupid tho
Stranger 2: poor ecuadorian wifes XD
Stranger 1: nah vagina size is bigger too
Stranger 2: lol that must be normal
Stranger 1: now, if an ecuadorian married a south korean
Stranger 2: generation takin big dicks
Stranger 1: now that's painfull
Stranger 2: true
Stranger 1: i just love when i hear idiots that vaginas only have one size etc
Stranger 1: they are so retarded
Stranger 2: xD
Stranger 2: asshole has
Stranger 1: only one length
Stranger 1: but it can be tighter
Stranger 1: and some women can have stronger anal muscles
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: good to know
Stranger 1: yep
Stranger 2: so bro if you have a tiny penis go for anal
Stranger 1: haha
Stranger 1: that will really not please a girl
Stranger 2: probably
Stranger 1: some girls do have orgasms with anal sex
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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Re: Pin-Dick Humiliation With Princess Ashley

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I didn't get any decent reply's on omegle :(
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Re: Pin-Dick Humiliation With Princess Ashley

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
My penis is 3 inches when hard, is this small?

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: kill yourself

Stranger 1: now

Stranger 1: we will help

Stranger 2: quickly

Stranger 1: end you

Stranger 2: grab your computer

Stranger 2: and drop it on your head

Stranger 1: anaconda malt liquor

Stranger 1: then drink hte mercury

Stranger 2: even if it doesn't kill you

Stranger 2: it will get you off of the internet for a day

Stranger 1: haha

Stranger 2: and we will all be a little happier

Stranger 1: but your porn will go away

Stranger 1: and you will cry

Stranger 1: forever

Stranger 2: He still has his imagination

Stranger 1: but no penis

Stranger 2: and in the end sn't that the greatest porn of all

Stranger 1: yep

Stranger 2: then he can finger himself

Stranger 2: faggots like that don't they

Stranger 1: then your mom will walk in and say your just like your dad

Stranger 1: and she will shoot you

Stranger 2: then she will shit on him

Stranger 2: then shoot him

Stranger 2: and runaway to mexico

Stranger 1: 2 kids in a sandbox

Stranger 2: and live happily ever after

Stranger 2: the end

Stranger 1: win

Stranger 1 has disconnected
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Re: Pin-Dick Humiliation With Princess Ashley

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this is my dick
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Re: Pin-Dick Humiliation With Princess Ashley

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this is mine, fulyl erect, it is an honour to be amusing Princess Ashley.
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Re: Pin-Dick Humiliation With Princess Ashley

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. My penis is 3 inches when hard, is this small?Stranger 2: Very, I'm sorry.

Stranger 2: But it's okay.

Stranger 2: Life isn't only about sex.

Stranger 1: yeah

Stranger 1: ummm
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