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Joke about Masturbation tournament

Post by morewanking » Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:30 pm

I found a joke about Masturbation tournament:
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Had to go visit the sperm bank a few days ago....
The woman behind the desk asked me if i "could you please masturbate in the cup"
I replied "well I am pretty good but I'm not ready to enter any tournaments yet"
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And thinked out another one:
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Who win in competitions like Cock Hero Tournaments (like this - viewtopic.php?f=22&t=20250) ? First or last cummer? If last one, then there is an easy way to win: cum 4-5 times just before the competition.
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Re: Joke about Masturbation tournament

Post by AlltrueSC » Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:36 pm

now just need a denial joke?

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Re: Joke about Masturbation tournament

Post by LegalizeRanch » Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:19 pm

AlltrueSC wrote:
Sat Jun 09, 2018 6:36 pm
now just need a denial joke?
Hot! =) Got more of similar stuff?
upd
https://nhentai.net/g/177468/
Seems that Akai Mato has lots of this stuff

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Re: Joke about Masturbation tournament

Post by morewanking » Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:21 am

LegalizeRanch wrote:
Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:19 pm
Hot! =) Got more of similar stuff?
Now just need a edging and blueballing joke?
https://www.oglaf.com/andrology/
Any more kinky sexual jokes?

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