I'm sorry, but something big has come up and I won't be able to get to a computer too.
(Don't worry - it's a good, big thing.)

I too am leaving the chess. I am very unreliable.

I've got a crazy idea.... i know it might seem a lil off the wall..... but how about...... you buy a real dildo! wait a minute, just hear me out ok.... it'll be safe, hygienic, and will give you the pleasure you crave. :-P But where's the creativity in that, JD? I think you have missed the point of...

You've got to love a paragraph that begins with 'I just got an idea on how to make a dildo'.

This is very, very good. Excellent writing, a new and interesting idea, high quality pictures, pretty girls at that. There were twists i there and well-defined characters. It is refreshing to read. I suppose that's not exactly the intention but I'm not the target audience, so ;) Most of all it is ve...

The league doesn't exist, Ashe. One can only guess what you are talking about.


But if it did exist, which it does not (and I cannot stress that enough) it sure as hell wouldn't be overthrown while Tira was still a member.

Tira loses to Forevergallant.


But only just, I tell you!

That's a good idea.

Gallant - I've PM'd you too. My mouse finger is itching.

The homie above me is whack, yo.

Sup.

The new one - Denial by katdeni - is truly first-rate. Varayez I think you might like it having read your turn-ons. I'm seriously considering 'switching sides' myself.

The guy above me is quite charming.

'Official Tournament of Champions' made me laugh quite a lot :D

This is going to be fun. I faked a zip-code by cleverly typing in random digits and swearing at the screen.



Also - just out of curiosity, how come some of us are automatically through round 1?

Hi


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Oh! Phoenix! Hiya. We sure didn't last long

Yeah, I am a flaky one. I lasted a month.

(Creeps quietly back into the forums.)

Hi all. I know I'm not supposed to be here but I like chess.

I'll play if there are still places. I am not good, but perhaps I can hone my skills a bit.

This will not come as a surprise to many, as I have told quite a few people I know here. Still, I demand attention, so here is a public announcement. I'm leaving Milovana, but leaving it with a smile. I've become addicted to this website, and I spend way more time here than I had intended. Before I ...