I have never realised how much a tap looks like a #Cock.
@Contact1 Finally #ShortName has awaken!
@Contact1 #ShortName has finally understood the real intentions behind taps! #EmoteRandom
@Contact1 Innocence lost #EmoteRandom
@Contact1 #ShortName has just been deflowered! #EmoteRandom
@Contact2 You have just perverted my mind #EmoteFlustered
@Contact2 That's so true #EmoteSurprised
@Contact3 #ShortName, be careful, bowls look like tits #EmoteLaugh
@Contact3 #ShortName has finally come of age! #EmoteRandom
@Contact3 Promise me you won't try to stroke my tap when you visit me.